tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post3284963720779244504..comments2024-03-27T03:21:22.004-04:00Comments on Carrie Harris: How Goats and Samurai Swords Relate to Home ImprovementCarrie Harrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14893023777471521703noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-35475307615984981172008-12-13T16:27:00.000-05:002008-12-13T16:27:00.000-05:00How funny. And so nice to have people around who w...How funny. And so nice to have people around who will go to such lengths for you. Though I have a feeling they secretly enjoyed the drama!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-11748958940690295742008-12-13T15:25:00.000-05:002008-12-13T15:25:00.000-05:00I love that you're blogging about your stalkers! M...I love that you're blogging about your stalkers! Maybe you can create "Stalker Week," and post a story about each of them? And we could start a club for people who have been stalked and teach them "crazy beats creepy" samurai sword tricks!<BR/><BR/>Clearly, I am avoiding revising.Suzanne Casamentohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08306151428658707692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-7044139087412645322008-12-12T22:35:00.000-05:002008-12-12T22:35:00.000-05:00Um, my religion sends out people to your door, too...Um, my religion sends out people to your door, too. But I'm not a JW. I'm wondering if our missionaries would run at the sound of "sacrifical goat"<BR/><BR/>*giggling*<BR/><BR/>That's very, very funny! I'll tell them to be wary of your porch. :)Michelle D. Argylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09696465137285587646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-2988395428247487472008-12-12T20:18:00.000-05:002008-12-12T20:18:00.000-05:00Okay, are you sure you weren't at my first wedding...Okay, are you sure you weren't at my first wedding and saw my Ex MIL doing this down the middle of the church trying to scare me away from her little boy? I wish I had taken the hint like your stalker did...it would have saved me a lot of wasted time...grin...<BR/><BR/>I agree with Kelly...you need to write a book of mini stories about your life...You could be on Oprah and make her snarf...grin...Brendahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11938209711584620272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-49892783523355686002008-12-12T19:10:00.000-05:002008-12-12T19:10:00.000-05:00I really want to say something goofy but my two ye...I really want to say something goofy but my two year old has decided to make today Official Trantrum Day and I can't think well through the screaming...I've never had a stalker... here let me try and think to be sure...(this is what is sounds like at my house right now: ARRRRRKKK!!!!!! Biff!NNOOOOO!!!!!!! Whak!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIII!!!!! Doh!)<BR/>... nope no stalkers.<BR/>( a lull in the noise)<BR/> Oh wait!!! I've had a 50 yr old husky Argentinian creep want to 'deepen our work relationship' and it got to the point where I had to call the police.. does that count?Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18223593384412438527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-59652446995109112502008-12-12T18:46:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:46:00.000-05:00Okay, wait. Actually, you might not scream with ...Okay, wait. Actually, you might <B>not</B> scream with a ninja sword. You'd probably drop out of a tree and do the dubbed-laugh over-thing as you stood above the stalker's body....<BR/><BR/>I don't know, it just came to mind...Bryan B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02065696515808415952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-73229699875647363722008-12-12T18:44:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:44:00.000-05:00Ha...not today, obviously. I've been doing laundr...Ha...not today, obviously. I've been doing laundry, dealing with sick children and continuously thinking, "Okay, now I'm going to go write."<BR/><BR/>Then throw up or some kind of laundry buzzer goes off.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Yeah, so...filter anything I say through that...<BR/><BR/><I>Yes, but a ninja would't have screamed while running down the stairs.</I><BR/><BR/>I maintain that it is impossible to actually hold a ninja sword and not go down the stairs running....;)Bryan B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02065696515808415952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-35326217320917422832008-12-12T13:35:00.000-05:002008-12-12T13:35:00.000-05:00Yikes, Carrie! Thank god for satanic Janet and hi...Yikes, Carrie! Thank god for satanic Janet and his bad-ass sword wielding (I bet I'm the only one in the world who uttered that phrase today).Vikki https://www.blogger.com/profile/15654315874147137046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-38932526123178120272008-12-12T13:28:00.000-05:002008-12-12T13:28:00.000-05:00I have an odd definition of a lot of things.BTW, I...I have an odd definition of a lot of things.<BR/><BR/>BTW, I got a whack a zombie kit at the bookstore yesterday. I'm telling you, because I think you might want to ask Slayer for it as a gift, or not. There's this little blow up plastic zombie that you can whack (like a weeeble, it wobbles and doesn't fall down). The zombie is kind of freaky looking though. DH says it looks like Nixon. It also has a little book of zombie facts, which I'm going to read on vacation, because nothing says Christmas like zombies. See, there's another odd definition for you. ;)srublehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09258955808195282768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-13143738648197271332008-12-12T13:09:00.001-05:002008-12-12T13:09:00.001-05:00KC: SNARF!!!KC: SNARF!!!Carrie Harrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14893023777471521703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-12189565326240350252008-12-12T13:09:00.000-05:002008-12-12T13:09:00.000-05:00Slayer: Yeah, I'll have to tell the Antonio story ...Slayer: Yeah, I'll have to tell the Antonio story some day. That's a good one. :)<BR/><BR/>Oh, and you're going to START having fun with them? Weren't you already?<BR/><BR/>Beth: Except for the I've-got-too-many-swords problem. ;)<BR/><BR/>Keri: Yes, like so many things in my life, "craziness" sums it up nicely.<BR/><BR/>Bryan: Man, there's no pleasing you, is there?<BR/><BR/>Jamie: Something tells me that you would have turned a guy with a samurai sword away from the pool hall. Because you're smart.<BR/><BR/>Scillius: Oh, that story is from years ago. And all the trainers at the gym have my back. ;)<BR/><BR/>BPV: Oh, I haven't even gotten started on the chemically altered stories. Not that I was ever into that, but I like laughing at people who are.<BR/><BR/>Adrienne: Yeah, crazy trumps a lot of things, doesn't it?<BR/><BR/>Aaron: And the scream was a large part of what made it so funny. I agree.<BR/><BR/>PJ: Or in our case, many MANY swords.<BR/><BR/>Tiny T: I hope the boxers were printed in cartoon characters or something.<BR/><BR/>Rena: My life as a sitcom. It really could work.<BR/><BR/>Kelly: So now I've got to do a sitcom and an autobiography? I'd better get to work!<BR/><BR/>Natalie: Um... you should pick up your butt. I think you just laughed it off.<BR/><BR/>sruble: You have a very odd definition of "fun," my friend.<BR/><BR/>Cate: You have. You've probably just been smarter than me. It doesn't take much.Carrie Harrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14893023777471521703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-73604782701519304252008-12-12T12:57:00.000-05:002008-12-12T12:57:00.000-05:00*Makes shopping list for the weekend*MilkBreadChri...*Makes shopping list for the weekend*<BR/>Milk<BR/>Bread<BR/>Christmas socks<BR/>sweater de-piller<BR/>sink drainer<BR/>sword<BR/><BR/>*thinks*<BR/>*underlines sword*K.C. Shawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12467201304235217944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-83229880573064998982008-12-12T12:33:00.000-05:002008-12-12T12:33:00.000-05:00Everytime I read your blog I think 'I haven't live...Everytime I read your blog I think 'I haven't lived'. :)Cate Gardnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05634397106201021055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-83407777887491585632008-12-12T12:18:00.000-05:002008-12-12T12:18:00.000-05:00You have all the fun ... My three's company roomma...You have all the fun ... My three's company roommates were really great, but wouldn't have taken out the bushes for me, and they didn't look like Satan and the Hulk.srublehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09258955808195282768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-69411194033468428702008-12-12T12:10:00.000-05:002008-12-12T12:10:00.000-05:00*LMFAO!!**LMFAO!!*Fox Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05487359877190292039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-67254489453034552042008-12-12T12:08:00.000-05:002008-12-12T12:08:00.000-05:00You need to write an autobiography with all of you...You need to write an autobiography with all of your stories...seriously!<BR/>I lived with two guys and two girls plus one bathroom my senior year of college...luckily no sword fights though!Kelly Polarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10968381456100611120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-17384392844136248882008-12-12T11:45:00.000-05:002008-12-12T11:45:00.000-05:00Is this out on DVD yet?Is this out on DVD yet?Rena Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02328844122193024220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-81108332322955627132008-12-12T11:27:00.000-05:002008-12-12T11:27:00.000-05:00RRNAS :) Reminds me of a friend that had someone t...RRNAS :) Reminds me of a friend that had someone trying to break into their place. So he snuck outside to the window they were trying to get it and then ran at them with a samurai sword in his boxers screaming!Tiny Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01599268376859290679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-67801600207206205212008-12-12T10:31:00.000-05:002008-12-12T10:31:00.000-05:00Good reason to keep a samurai sword around the hou...Good reason to keep a samurai sword around the house!PJ Hooverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02602205868934777662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-71614305802975944672008-12-12T10:11:00.000-05:002008-12-12T10:11:00.000-05:00"This story would've been better only if it involv..."This story would've been better only if it involved a ninja sword"<BR/><BR/>Yes, but a ninja would't have screamed while running down the stairs.Aaron Polsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15173267932358617304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-64250994736992192022008-12-12T09:26:00.000-05:002008-12-12T09:26:00.000-05:00Way to go Janet/little Satan guy. Good lesson, too...Way to go Janet/little Satan guy. Good lesson, too - crazy scares away creepy.Adriennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05583029102450754497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-39207643616697609872008-12-12T09:12:00.000-05:002008-12-12T09:12:00.000-05:00What an amazing coincidence, I lived with two guys...What an amazing coincidence, I lived with two guys too!<BR/><BR/>Of course, my roomates weren't so interesting - they just used a lot of drugs.Ray Veenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11956279552298172157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-39593501188087535572008-12-12T09:11:00.000-05:002008-12-12T09:11:00.000-05:00Sigh. If this keeps up Carrie-chan, we're gonna ha...Sigh. If this keeps up Carrie-chan, we're gonna have to get a RRNAS* assigned to you full time.<BR/><BR/><BR/>(*Rapid Response Ninja Attack Squad)Scillius Maximushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09522081144044917841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-30070659035994922072008-12-12T08:26:00.000-05:002008-12-12T08:26:00.000-05:00I've had knives pulled on me but not swords (and n...I've had knives pulled on me but not swords (and not for stalking, I used to run a pool hall)Jamie Eyberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05875759697016701358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-21831505400309266902008-12-12T08:25:00.000-05:002008-12-12T08:25:00.000-05:00This story would've been better only if it involve...This story would've been better only if it involved a <I> ninja </I> sword.<BR/><BR/>But, I like it.Bryan B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02065696515808415952noreply@blogger.com