Friday, May 22, 2009

Fun with FACEinHOLE

Now that I am famous, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before I'm contacted by Hollywood to star in the film adaptation of my Twilight parody. I hope I can bring the necessary gravitas to the character of Ellba. Luckily, I look really good with my legs swathed in Saran Wrap. I checked.

I pride myself on being prepared, so I decided to get ready for the inevitable merpire photo shoots. I made this:


Create your own FACEinHOLE

Awesome, huh? And then I was struck by the bolt of inspiration. Remember how we were listing film characters that were tailor made for Richard Simmons? Now I have proof.

I give you... Richard Simmons as Rambo.


Create your own FACEinHOLE

The awesomeness is undeniable. What about Richard Simmons as Malfoy?


Create your own FACEinHOLE

Scary, ain't it? I'm rather partial to Richard Simmons as the Terminator.


Create your own FACEinHOLE

But Richard Simmons as Chewbacca made me snarf Diet Dr. Pepper out my nose.


Create your own FACEinHOLE

Wow, I'm easily amused.
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15 comments:

  1. Keri MikulskiMay 22, 2009 at 7:32 AM

    Love it!!! :)

    I'm going now!

    TWILIGHT is my favorite. :)

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  2. BarbMay 22, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    Ha ha! How many people are playing over there now!

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/WitchBarb/random/ebd737d9516c2d527f.jpg

    Oh dear...

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  3. Jamie EybergMay 22, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    Sadly, I think it kind of worked as The Terminator.

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  4. Barry NapierMay 22, 2009 at 8:53 AM

    ooh, now to use Jack Nicholson's face from The Shining to substitute for Seth Rogen in Knocked Up!

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  5. K.C. ShawMay 22, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    Dying...dying. I think seriously you may have killed me with the Richewbacca.

    The Twilight one is hysterical too, though. I think it's your "look what I got!" expression.

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  6. Natalie WhippleMay 22, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    This Friday keeps getting better and better. Snarf indeed. I need to see Terminator...off to blackmail someone into watching my kids.

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  7. SlayerOfBeesMay 22, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    I still want to see Richard Simmons' face on the Borat swimsuit picture....and then I will want a brain scrubber. :)

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  8. AnonymousMay 22, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    u as twilight girl is wonderous!

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  9. Cate GardnerMay 22, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    LOL! Fantastic.

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  10. Ray VeenMay 22, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    I ain't sticking my face in no hole.

    Very amusing, though -- only you, Carrie.

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  11. Mariah IrvinMay 22, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    That's amazing!

    I must go use that website excessively.

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  12. Fox LeeMay 22, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    I...I can still see him when I close my eyes.

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  13. K.M. WaltonMay 22, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    HOW do you find these things? You never fail to kill me.

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  14. AnonymousMay 22, 2009 at 7:41 PM

    Ahahahaha!!!

    Richard Simmons as Malfoy made me want to puke rainbows.

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  15. Sherrie PetersenMay 26, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    You find the funniest things online! Richard Simmons almost looked like he could be Terminator. Or Chewbacca :^)

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