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Must stop before I make my head blow up. Yeah, so here are some haiku reviews.
Band Geek Love, by Josie Bloss
Yep, I'm geeking out
I admit that marking time
Brings good memories
Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom, by Cory Doctorow
So surreal it made
My head spin, guy gets reborn
At Disney World. Natch.
Rollergirl: Totally True Tales from the Track, by Melissa Joulwan
If I didn't want
it before, I'd want to be
a rollergirl now
And I've got something very important to ask you. If you were going to drown in a foodstuff, what foodstuff would you choose?
I'm all about the extensive research.
If my lungs were going to fill up with some sort of liquid, I'd prefer it to be a nice Swiss chocolate. Yum!
ReplyDeleteMug Rootbeer. It would go down smooth.
ReplyDeletePeanut Butter. It would give me a fighting chance to eat my way out of it.
ReplyDeleteRanch dressing.
ReplyDeleteOr Rolling Rock, but beer isn't really a foodstuff, is it?
Alan: If you're going to drown, it might as well taste good, huh?
ReplyDeleteAaron: I'm an A&W girl, myself.
Jamie: My tongue sticks to the roof of my mouth just thinking about it.
Barry: Honey, beer is a major food group in my reality.
Peanut butter cups or chocolate chip cookie dough batter. Of course the later might be death from salmonella and not lack of breathe, but at that point who cares?
ReplyDeletePeanut butter cups or chocolate chip cookie dough batter. Of course the later might be death from salmonella and not lack of breathe, but at that point who cares?
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna have to go with cheese. If I had a choice of the kind, I'd pick a sharp white cheddar or a gooey melted mozzarella. If I was being tortured, I imagine they'd use something ghastly like Velveeta.
ReplyDeleteMagic Kingdom? I'm in! Must buy this one.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely cookie dough. Or gelato. Or cookie dough gelato.
ReplyDeleteOMG MARKING TIME!!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAH YES!
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.
ReplyDeleteHmmm. I think I would like to drown in cheesecake. Marbled cheesecake.
ReplyDeleteKimchi. I want to be picked when they find me.
ReplyDeleteRaspberries. Although if I managed to survive, I'd be sadly averse to eating raspberries after that. Well, maybe.
ReplyDeleteMashed potatoes seems quite comfortable...as comfortable as drowning in food can get, that is.
ReplyDeleteWell, if I need to drown my sorrows in food, home made oatmeal chocolate chip cookie dough is good. Mmmm. Must go bake...
ReplyDeleteThese are all great suggestions, but mashed potatoes had me bouncing in my seat. That is EXACTLY what I was looking for.
ReplyDeleteDeath by Mashed Spud. It sounds like a heavy metal group, doesn't it?