Monday, August 24, 2009

Things That Make Me Snarf - KungFu Hillbilly

We all know that I'm kinda partial to the ninjas. Actually, maybe we don't all know, because I've got some new readers. I'm married to a ninja, who I lovingly call Slayer of Bees, or just Slayer for short. And no, I'm not lying when I said that I've seen him bat shuriken out of the air. And yes, I thought it was sexy.

Anyway. I've just learned that I know nothing about martial arts. THIS GUY knows EVERYTHING.

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23 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 24, 2009 at 7:32 AM

    Ahm 'mpessed by dat dere.

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  2. Jamie EybergAugust 24, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    Wow, that was special. I think.

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  3. Keri MikulskiAugust 24, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    :)

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  4. Eileen Astels WatsonAugust 24, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    No, I didn't know. But now I do! :)

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  5. Scillius MaximusAugust 24, 2009 at 9:57 AM

    It's Jerry Springer, so it MUST be true.

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  6. Scillius MaximusAugust 24, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    Just watched it again and it was as painful as the first time. I think you may have found the exception to the law of diminishing returns.

    Economists will be so pleased. Who knows? Maybe Nobel will come knocking ;-)

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  7. C.R. EversAugust 24, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    oh wow! LOL! I feel like I'm a little dumber for having watch that. ;0)

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  8. Kelly PolarkAugust 24, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    Darn tootin'!

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  9. Natalie WhippleAugust 24, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    So wait, what was he saying? All I caught was kung fu, Chuck Norris, and Jean Claude Van Dam.

    If he knows those guys, he knows EVERYTHING about kung fu. And he did own that other guy...

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  10. Susan R. MillsAugust 24, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    Wow! That's all I have to say.

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  11. PJ HooverAugust 24, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    I think that's how I looked in my black belt test the other night.

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  12. Alan W. DavidsonAugust 24, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    *poof* That was the sound of a few more of Alan's brain cells evaporating.

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  13. Stephanie FarisAugust 24, 2009 at 12:15 PM

    Now I've officially seen it all.

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  14. Mariah IrvinAugust 24, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    I've just been educated.

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  15. Carrie HarrisAugust 24, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    I'm sorry, people. Didn't mean to sprain your respective realities. I thought it was pretty funny personally. :)

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  16. Cate GardnerAugust 24, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    Bruce Lee just turned over in his grave.

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  17. Scillius MaximusAugust 24, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    @Mariah: I believe it's 'Edjamacated' ;-)

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  18. AnonymousAugust 24, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    It was like watching Gumby have a seizure!

    -Mercedes

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  19. Shelli (srjohannes)August 24, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    wow

    and my verification word is "sucki" - how appropriate.

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  20. Christine FonsecaAugust 24, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    I just love your blog. BTW, I left something for you at mine...
    http://christinefonseca.wordpress.com/2009/08/24/wow/

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  21. Danyelle L.August 24, 2009 at 9:39 PM

    You have an award waiting for you: www.myth-takes.blogspot.com :)

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  22. Carrie HarrisAugust 25, 2009 at 8:19 AM

    Awww. Thanks for the awards, peeps.

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  23. Sherrie PetersenAugust 25, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    Now see, I'd never watched Jerry Springer before. Can't believe I was missing out! And to think, he was sure the other guy was acting the fool...I'm hoping your ninja fights a little better than this? :-)

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