tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post2543940473686100587..comments2024-03-27T03:21:22.004-04:00Comments on Carrie Harris: The Snarfy Subtitle Contest!Carrie Harrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14893023777471521703noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-48752128802111105222009-03-12T22:13:00.000-04:002009-03-12T22:13:00.000-04:00I know it's closed, but I want to play too!Cindere...I know it's closed, but I want to play too!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Cinderella: A woman with freakishly small feet finds true love after head to toe makeover.Diana Murrayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15890151751596418426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-1703669223864563472009-03-12T12:37:00.000-04:002009-03-12T12:37:00.000-04:00Ha ha, Kiersten. :)Entries are officially closed. ...Ha ha, Kiersten. :)<BR/><BR/>Entries are officially closed. However, if you're crazy enough to post after entries are closed, I'll still laugh.Carrie Harrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14893023777471521703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-90382191962180035412009-03-12T11:59:00.000-04:002009-03-12T11:59:00.000-04:00You thought I was going to sneak another one in, d...You thought I was going to sneak another one in, didn't you?Kiersten Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05780265683043033609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-47496698582399703532009-03-12T10:41:00.000-04:002009-03-12T10:41:00.000-04:00Fox in Socks: One very long tongue twister, no nee...Fox in Socks: One very long tongue twister, no need to say it five times fast.Hanna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13288224007421363488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-88190360440525360002009-03-12T08:49:00.000-04:002009-03-12T08:49:00.000-04:00I had to get a few in by the deadline!Hop On Pop -...I had to get a few in by the deadline!<BR/><BR/>Hop On Pop - A guide to mating rituals in West Virginia<BR/><BR/>How to Eat Fried Worms - A bachelor's guide to low-cost cuisine<BR/><BR/>Sherlock Holmes - Fonally, some productivity and not-completely-random ramblings from a habitual drug abuser.SlayerOfBeeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14621007718843970944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-8873284797036632612009-03-12T03:38:00.000-04:002009-03-12T03:38:00.000-04:00Cheating...The Lord of the Files — Obsessive admin...Cheating...<BR/><BR/>The Lord of the Files — Obsessive administrator commits typo and hangs himself with a noose of sticky notes.<BR/><BR/>On The Toad — Never lose a wheel between willows.<BR/><BR/>Schindler's Lost — Cunningly clever mazes for when no Sudoku is tough enough.<BR/><BR/>The Watcher in the Rye — Join Harry the Flame Moth Larva for another scintillating afternoon of combine harvester spotting.<BR/><BR/>1974 — Gene Simmons reminisces about the early days of KISS.<BR/><BR/>Brave New Wold — All your favourites from Watership Down, reanimated as zombie bunnies.Whirlochrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09846196906206886945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-71458709440716161732009-03-12T02:29:00.000-04:002009-03-12T02:29:00.000-04:00Okay, couldn't resist. One last one, and then you...Okay, couldn't resist. One last one, and then you can ban me forever.<BR/><BR/>Twilight: Edward Never SucksKiersten Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05780265683043033609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-45091212736945763872009-03-11T17:28:00.000-04:002009-03-11T17:28:00.000-04:00The Water Method Man: A Urinary Tract as Metaphor ...The Water Method Man: A Urinary Tract as Metaphor for Life.<BR/><BR/>Watership Down: Bet You Can't Say Efrafra Three Times Fast Without Laughing<BR/><BR/>The Last Report on the Miracles at Little No Horse: The First Novel to Feature a Post-Mortem Erection. I'm Not Kidding.<BR/><BR/>Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care: Now featuring a hilarious Captain Kirk cameo!<BR/><BR/>Babywise: The Miracle Guide to Getting Your Babies to Sleep, Unless Your Name Is Kiersten, in which case, HA! You're screwed no matter what you do!<BR/><BR/>My Sister's Keeper: Sharing With Your Siblings Never Sucked So Bad<BR/><BR/>And...I'm done.<BR/><BR/>Sorry. Next time you'll rethink that multiple entries rule. Or exclude incredibly bored stay-at-home moms.Kiersten Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05780265683043033609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-22708191094200980992009-03-11T12:17:00.000-04:002009-03-11T12:17:00.000-04:00Twilight: The Vampire Bites BackLord of the Flies:...Twilight: The Vampire Bites Back<BR/><BR/>Lord of the Flies: You Catch the Most Flies with Bacon<BR/> <BR/>Jurassic Park: Hometown Buffet for Dinosaurs<BR/><BR/>A Wrinkle in Time: Brainy Kid Gets the IT Kicked Out of HimAdriennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05583029102450754497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-37383786141791819302009-03-10T19:39:00.000-04:002009-03-10T19:39:00.000-04:00So my girl woke me up at 4 a.m. and I couldn't get...So my girl woke me up at 4 a.m. and I couldn't get back to sleep ...<BR/><BR/>Guess How Much I Love You : SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!!!<BR/><BR/>Good Night Moon : If I have to read this book one more friggin' time ...<BR/><BR/>Breaking Dawn : What the hell???<BR/><BR/>(Can you tell that I am not amused at being woken up at such an ungodly hour?)<BR/><BR/>Waiting For Godot - The Writer's Essential Guide On Waiting To Hear Back from A Literary Agent<BR/><BR/>Oy ... I need to get some sleep!Llehnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03808225636111637085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-9955141046936026912009-03-10T18:03:00.000-04:002009-03-10T18:03:00.000-04:00Uglies: If we keep making bad decisions now, we'll...Uglies: If we keep making bad decisions now, we'll all get face-lifts in the future!Mariah Irvinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15181111151756005743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-36703946763151140482009-03-10T14:45:00.000-04:002009-03-10T14:45:00.000-04:00Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: These jeans REA...Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants: These jeans REALLY get around!Hanna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13288224007421363488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-12681479613014411782009-03-10T14:30:00.000-04:002009-03-10T14:30:00.000-04:00New Moon: Psychotic Co-Dependence Is the Basis for...New Moon: Psychotic Co-Dependence Is the Basis for True Romance<BR/><BR/>Eragon: Every Fantasy Cliche Under the Sun, But with a Plot Stolen from Star Wars!<BR/><BR/>Treasure Island: Contains No Muppets<BR/><BR/>Waiting for Godot: Don't worry, no one else gets it, either<BR/><BR/>Feel free to cut me off at any time, Carrie. Clearly I am very good at procrastinating all of those things I *should* be doing.<BR/><BR/>This is way more important.Kiersten Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05780265683043033609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-52543718224105796422009-03-10T14:12:00.000-04:002009-03-10T14:12:00.000-04:00I know, you were wondering where I was today.Agnes...I <I>know</I>, you were wondering where I was today.<BR/><BR/>Agnes Grey: There's a Reason the Other Bronte Sisters are More Famous than Anne<BR/><BR/>Great Expectations: Lower Yours, It's not <I>that</I> Good<BR/><BR/>Macbeth: Or, Why You Should Never Listen to Your Wife<BR/><BR/>The Old Testament: Not as fun as Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat would have you believeKiersten Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05780265683043033609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-25988195871418303702009-03-10T10:04:00.000-04:002009-03-10T10:04:00.000-04:00A Midsummer Night's Dream : A Girl And A Donkey - ...A Midsummer Night's Dream : A Girl And A Donkey - A Love StoryLlehnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03808225636111637085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-77237501621291746182009-03-10T08:23:00.000-04:002009-03-10T08:23:00.000-04:00What to Expect When You're Expecting: If you don't...What to Expect When You're Expecting: If you don't know how this ends, why did you get pregnant?Hanna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13288224007421363488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-91677881516936620302009-03-10T01:03:00.000-04:002009-03-10T01:03:00.000-04:00The Hunger Games: High Stakes On Steroids, Plus Hu...The Hunger Games: High Stakes On Steroids, Plus Hungry PeopleNatalie Whipplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09978251567306345129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-48575968999927850762009-03-09T22:59:00.000-04:002009-03-09T22:59:00.000-04:00ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND: A tale of mushro...ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND: A tale of mushrooming problems.<BR/><BR/>THE GIVER: Historian El Suprimo<BR/><BR/>GOLDFINGER: Biography of a spy posing as a proctologist.<BR/><BR/>(And yes I did read all the James Bond novels a long, long time ago)Jim Danielsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12823505566059392116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-83671341122442352432009-03-09T22:07:00.000-04:002009-03-09T22:07:00.000-04:00Breaking Dawn: Awkward, Average, Clutsy Humans Mak...Breaking Dawn: Awkward, Average, Clutsy Humans Make Dazzling, Gorgeous, Graceful Vampires...Does That Mean Edward Was A GEEK When He Was Alive?Natalie Whipplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09978251567306345129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-69894529670671053242009-03-09T21:58:00.000-04:002009-03-09T21:58:00.000-04:00These are SO funny!Misery:If you are my biggest fa...These are SO funny!<BR/><BR/>Misery:If you are my biggest fan, skip this one.<BR/>Christine: Crazy ass car and crazy ass ex-girlfriend of my husband (Okay, only I will think this one if funny ;)sidenote: but don't mention it on my blog, because she secretly reads my blog...)<BR/>The Giving Tree: How to be an enabler of your child...<BR/>(I feel bad writing that because I LOVE that book...)Kelly Polarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10968381456100611120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-3049568860119339162009-03-09T20:47:00.000-04:002009-03-09T20:47:00.000-04:00The Fountainhead: Your Friends Will Never Want to ...The Fountainhead: Your Friends Will Never Want to Talk Political Philosophy with You Again<BR/><BR/>Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell: Like Austen. Only Without Romance and Balls, and With Magic and Grumpy Men who Practice It. Also, Fairies.<BR/><BR/>The Hunger Games: Here's a Hint--Monopoly Isn't OneKiersten Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05780265683043033609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-51217511355370237552009-03-09T20:31:00.000-04:002009-03-09T20:31:00.000-04:00Catcher in the Rye: Congratulations, you're a phon...Catcher in the Rye: Congratulations, you're a phony!<BR/><BR/>Catcher in the Rye: Underlying message is NOT go kill John Lennon<BR/><BR/>Atonement: None of the redeeming stuff actually happens.<BR/><BR/>Atonement: The Only Book to Overuse the Phrase "Parallelograms of Light."<BR/><BR/>Atonement: Sorry, James McAvoy is only in the <I>movie</I> version.Kiersten Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05780265683043033609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-26239712457685893042009-03-09T20:30:00.000-04:002009-03-09T20:30:00.000-04:00Of Mice And Men - by John Orkin. This didn't b...Of Mice And Men - by John Orkin. This didn't become a hit until Orkin left the family business & changed his name to Steinbeck.<BR/><BR/>Betcha didn't know that.David Ebrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03037059701518103541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-56037564031967433852009-03-09T20:16:00.000-04:002009-03-09T20:16:00.000-04:00Do stories count? If so:Jack and the Beanstalk: G...Do stories count? If so:<BR/><BR/>Jack and the Beanstalk: Greedy kid exploits giant interested in a generous cultural exchange.<BR/><BR/>Chicken Little: Logically under enhanced chicken causes riot.<BR/><BR/>Goldilocks: Melanin-impoverished young woman invades anthropomorphic bear cottage.<BR/><BR/>Rumpelstiltskin: Vertically challenged man steals children for funsies.<BR/><BR/>The Emperor's New Clothes: Emperor endorses clothing optional lifestyle.<BR/><BR/>Little Red Riding Hood: Wolf makes sexist remarks to young girl traveling to salute her wise and nurturing matriarch.Mariah Irvinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15181111151756005743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2303232661644308222.post-37140003672760014472009-03-09T19:25:00.000-04:002009-03-09T19:25:00.000-04:0040-Year Old Virgin: Why bother40-Year Old Virgin: Why botherBrendahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11938209711584620272noreply@blogger.com