Celebrity Round Up

I'm a huge pop culture junkie. When I need to relax, I read trashy magazines. (This is, however, a far cry from college, when I used to read the Weekly World News and decorate my door with the headlines. Oh, how I miss those days.) When Slayer and I play trivia, I'm the pop culture and lit person. He does science and sports, because as much as I love science, I'm really only an expert on imaginary scientific achievements and Mad Cow disease, which is not imaginary although it sounds like it should be.

In other words, Slayer answered a lot of science questions during the writing of BAD TASTE IN BOYS.

My favorite celebrities are the ones that are unintentionally funny. As you probably know, my favorite celebrity of all time is Richard Simmons, although after seeing him on Whose Line Is It Anyway?, I'm not so sure that he's unintentionally funny. I think sometimes he's even funny on purpose.

Hiya, people! I'm funny! My shorts, however, are HILARIOUS.

And then there's Batman. My son idolizes Batman. I can't get past the part where it's a guy in a giant, nippled bat suit. People get arrested for things like that.

Criminals should fear my nipples. Everyone else does.

And then there's the Hoff. I adore the Hoff. I like to watch him sing in German and make up fake lyrics to sing along. I like to imagine what he'd do if his chest hair was made of bacon. (But really, doesn't everyone?) But most of all, I like watching this.

WARNING: You should not watch this video. I am not responsible for what happens if you do. Unless you have a sense of humor like mine and don't mind an F-bomb, in which case you have to watch it.