Okay, so I'm exaggerating that last one, or maybe not...I don't know for sure but I bet those marketing people could tell some funny stories.
So I'm filling mine out now. And I've learned something about myself: I need to lay off the freaking running gags.
Because every question that comes up? I want to answer one of three ways:
- "Richard Simmons!"
- "ZOMBIE RICHARD SIMMONS!"
And this is great for questions like: "What inspires you?" Because really, it's the truth. Those things really do inspire me. But something tells me I won't be booked for speaking engagements if I list those things as my areas of expertise.
Although it's tempting. People who would book a zombie Richard Simmons expert? Those are my kind of people. You'd come to see me speak on that, wouldn't you?