So. Holidays are just around the corner, and we all know what that means--Carrie starts suggesting strange things for you to buy. And today, we're looking at themed products for the people you love (or secretly hate). Today we're talking about HOFF THEMED GIFTS.
Because really, nothing says I love you like a hot water bottle with the Hoff's face on it.
I hope that cover is washable. (My kids tend to throw up in their sleep.)Don't use a hot water bottle? It's okay. Everyone uses SOAP, right? It's a very soothing activity, right? You just go to the sink, and turn on the warm water, and then you reach for the soap...
I can think of nothing to say about this that isn't perverted.But I think the best Hoff product EVER is this:
My awesomeness speaks for itself.I'd like to make one of these and send it around a la Flat Stanley. If only I knew people crazy enough to do that...
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The most disturbing thing for me is the last one; it clearly identifies itself as a "Do-It-Yourself Posable Pap."
That gives me the heebie-jeebies.
OMG, are these for real?!
And you have to send paper Hoff around like Flat Stanley!!!
I'm still stuck on the soap dispenser. :)
that soap dispenser is the stuff of nightmares and therapist couches.
That soap dispenser may the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.
But then what the hell is a 'posable pap'?
I'm scared.
hi miss carrie! yikes! strange stuff!
...laughs from lenny
Oh Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, you absolutely crack me up. Love the soap dispenser. I think that I would blush trying to get soap out of that... Thanks!
I don't mean this to be accusatory or judgmental in any way... BUT... are those your personal possessions? I mean... (how do I say this) is that soap dispenser in your bathroom? just curios, because you know, your book's title is BAD TASTE IN BOYS--and suddenly a I'm wondering what the book is really all about :)
How can I buy these items? The soap dispenser especially!! Thanks
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