Friday, February 11, 2011

I Shall BURN. And BURN. And BURN SOME MORE.

So, next week, Slayer and I leave for Hawaii. This means that I'm going to be spending Monday and Tuesday madly packing and washing and occasionally Tweeting "LOOK! I'm madly packing and washing!" I won't be blogging again until after I get back. But Things Happen when I go on vacation. Like the time two Mexicans tried to get in my hotel room by saying, "But we have to POOP!"

I should state for posterity that it did NOT work.

So when I come back to this here blog, I will have plenty to talk about. And please, don't feel too jealous, because I will pay a price for this vacation. I predict that I'll have a sunburn about five seconds after I step off the plane. NOT EXAGGERATING.

Oh, and I also wanted to send a shoutout to all you robbers out there. Someone will be staying at my house. And unless you're coveting zombie penguins, I don't have anything worth stealing.

But I don't want to leave you snarfless while I'm gone, so here are a list of links that I go to when I need a laugh. Add to it in the comments? There's always room for more funny.

But BEFORE YOU GO, please know that When Parents Text contains some PG-13 stuff, and Damn You, Autocorrect! can be absolutely foul. But it's the kind of foul that made me laugh so hard I snerked yesterday, and tears were running down my face, and my kids came running and stared at me funny.

10 comments:

Megan Bostic said...

Carrie, I nearly peed my pants looking at those websites. Better than People of Walmart (well, it's close).

Have a great vaca!

Kelly Polark said...

Lucky girl! You two have a blast in Hawaii! Wear your sunscreen!! :)

Emily White said...

Have fun in Hawaii!

Nicole Zoltack said...

Have an awesome time in Hawaii!

Anonymous said...

When I need a good laugh I go to Meowcheese.com I just don't know what it is about those cat pictures, but I seriously laugh my arse off. LOL <~~~easily amused? Yes, yes I am

Marsha Sigman said...

I just spent the last half hour on that Auto Correct site. My face hurts from laughing.

Have fun on vacation, and don't let anyone poop in your room.

Kathy McCullough said...

HAVE FUN!!!!

Cicely said...

Have a great time in Hawaii!

Anonymous said...

What I've been picturing you doing since I heard you were going somewhere tropical.

Katie Anderson said...

Hope you have a great time Carrie, and also that you don't have any more poop related encounters with Mexicans. Or people of any other nationality for that matter.

Enjoy!