I Shall BURN. And BURN. And BURN SOME MORE.

So, next week, Slayer and I leave for Hawaii. This means that I'm going to be spending Monday and Tuesday madly packing and washing and occasionally Tweeting "LOOK! I'm madly packing and washing!" I won't be blogging again until after I get back. But Things Happen when I go on vacation. Like the time two Mexicans tried to get in my hotel room by saying, "But we have to POOP!"

I should state for posterity that it did NOT work.

So when I come back to this here blog, I will have plenty to talk about. And please, don't feel too jealous, because I will pay a price for this vacation. I predict that I'll have a sunburn about five seconds after I step off the plane. NOT EXAGGERATING.

Oh, and I also wanted to send a shoutout to all you robbers out there. Someone will be staying at my house. And unless you're coveting zombie penguins, I don't have anything worth stealing.

But I don't want to leave you snarfless while I'm gone, so here are a list of links that I go to when I need a laugh. Add to it in the comments? There's always room for more funny.

• Cake Wrecks
  
• Damn You, Autocorrect!
  
• Go Fug Yourself
  
• Hyperbole and a Half
  
• Not Always Right
  
• When Parents Text

But BEFORE YOU GO, please know that When Parents Text contains some PG-13 stuff, and Damn You, Autocorrect! can be absolutely foul. But it's the kind of foul that made me laugh so hard I snerked yesterday, and tears were running down my face, and my kids came running and stared at me funny.