My personal favorite is the turkey turkey turkey guy. Which means nothing to you yet, but I like to be cryptic.
Now that I've buttered you up with snarfy things, you should head over to fellow Elevensie Randy Russell's blog to read my guest post on Writing Teen Voice. I manage to b.s. so well that I actually convinced MYSELF that I knew what I was talking about. I have mad skilz, people. Mad. Skilz.