KC Shaw asks:
What's the big deal about urban fantasy? Because I keep reading it and I keep getting annoyed with it. But I keep reading it.
You know what this reminds me of? An online IQ test. I want to say that it was at Sparktest.com but can't remember for sure. Anyway, this test had all these really silly questions, and the questions kept repeating, and there was no progress bar, and finally I just got sick of it and closed the window.
And then a little popup came out to tell me that I was really dumb, because I kept taking the test even though it was obviously not any good. So you can guess what I did: I started that bleeping test again and closed the window after the first question, and another popup appeared to say that taking the test a second time was cheating. Either that, or I'm freaking Einstein.
The moral of this story is that I'm only smart when I cheat, so you probably don't want to ask me questions that require any intelligence.
Why is my husband consistently annoyed my child actors?
I'm a little confused by this. Your child actors are annoying your husband? Or your husband is annoying your child actors? What are your child actors actually acting? Because if they're zombies, you can send them to my house. In the middle of the night, when my neighbor starts making a bunch of noise, I'll send those child actors over there to moan and scratch at the windows.
Actually, that may be the problem right there. Are the child actors moaning and scratching at the windows? I suggest mittens and chewing gum, so they can paw at the windows and blow bubbles instead.
Jim Danielson asks:
Did the people living on Pluto take away Earth's status as a planet to get even with us?
Actually, people don't live on Pluto. Plutonians do. And really, they don't give a garblesnatch about what we Earthlings think. Actually, I think the most awesome part of this question is that you think I'm an expert on aliens. I'm feeling strangely flattered, Jim. Just call me Spockette.
Anyone want to be Bones?
I bet you're starting to wonder why you bothered asking any questions in the first place, aren't you?