Thursday, September 10, 2009

Pity a Poor Blogger; Bring Her Questions

It's question time! You know what this means, people. Ask me anything; I am an expert at many things. These things do not include shoes, ships, sealing wax (and why anyone would want to be an expert at THAT, I don't know), or royalty. But I'm killer when it comes to attracting freaky people, developing unusual costume and party ideas, and anything that could conceivably be found in a role playing game or comic book.

Bring 'em in the comments. Because my brain, it is mush, and I'm not sure what to write about.

I should have just said that in the first place, huh?

23 comments:

RKCharron said...

Hi Carrie :)
What are you writing currently?
xoxo

Cate Gardner said...

Where did I leave my keys?

Kelly said...

What is your beverage of choice?

MeganRebekah said...

LOL this is sort of what I blogged about today. Here's the one that stumped me, maybe you can answer it better:
"mimic sentinel what does it mean when they hold hands in the end"

Alan W. Davidson said...

If you and Dr. Ninja were going to a fancy party, what sort of hats would you wear?

Aaron Polson said...

Let me build on Alan's question: what sort of hat would you wear should it be a fancy, swimming, surprise party?

SlayerOfBees said...

So...how YOU doin'?

Kelly said...

Carrie, this isn't a question, but I came across this today and wanted to give you the link before I forgot.
A perfect holiday gift for the children of Carrie Harris!
http://www.michaelpspradlin.com/books/picturebooks/zombies.php

Tabitha said...

Hmm, what about superhero offspring? Like, what would a cross between Wonderwoman and Batman be like? Or Wolverine and Catwoman? I can totally see you coming up with great stuff about this, going on down the generations... :)

PJ Hoover said...

My brain is mush and I'm not sure what to ask.
Here's my question: what should I ask you?????

Empress Awesome said...

Can I interview you for my blog when your book comes out?

Also, do you know if a diet of french fries and monkey bread is safe? I'm trying to gain a couple extra pounds, but I'd rather not die in the process.

Barb said...

I'm planning to go to a Halloween party as Medusa. I'm all good with rubber snakes to put in my hair, but what do you think she would have worn?

CKHB said...

What book do you secretly wish you had written?

What is your favorite book starring a character named Carrie?

What color nail polish, if any, do you prefer?

Mariah Irvin said...

How much do you like the color pink?

ElanaJ said...

Okay. Let's say you were marooned on a desert island. You hike around a little, only to spot Edward and Bella in the top of a tree. After shielding your eyes against the dazzling sheen from his skin in the sunlight, you move on, totally over THAT.

From your position on top of a hill (yes, you climbed it) you spot a colony of zombies. They're all sleeping because it's daytime, but you know they're zombies. They have brains lying by the fire.

You decide to head back to the beach, thinking that the more distance between you and zombieville, the better. You spot Tinky Winky peeking at you from behind a tree. Afraid to even go there you sprint back to the beach, where somehow, they're all waiting for you.

Edward (sans Bella, thank goodness).
The zombie clan leader, somehow protected from the sun with a tin foil blanket.
And Tinky Winky.

You can choose one of them to help you get off the island. Or for life-long companionship. Or whatever.

Who do you choose? And why??

Anonymous said...

What are your preferred anti-zombie weapons, both projectile and melee?

How do you think your life would be different if Left and Right had been born conjoined? Where do you believe they would be attached? What ironic or punny(?) name would you have given them/her?

If you HAD to have elephantitis, which part would you want it to affect and why?

If you were going to meet Richard Simmons, what gift would you give him? Where would you take him, and what would you do there?

What country would you most like to destroy, why, and how?

If you couldn't be an author, what would you be?

I should probably stop now, but if you need more, just say the word.

Paul Michael Murphy said...

Where is the worst place for a mosquito bite?

Ann Eyberg said...

From the great Animaniacs cartoon on the Dali Lama...Why do hot dogs come in packages of 12 but hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

Jim Danielson said...

Do the words zombie and zamboni come from the same Latin root? (Or perhaps a Plutonian root.)

Tiny T said...

How exactly does one repent their butt growths?

And if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

abrokenlaptop said...

ElanaJ's tin foil blanket is making me laugh. Great visual, there. Oh, the sparklies!

So you have your Freaky McFreakens. I have my freaksters. Their freakiness gets boring and I think we should liven them up together. Should we make them dance for our love? Roller Derby? What should they do and what should their reward be?

abrokenlaptop said...

ElanaJ's tin foil blanket is making me laugh. Great visual, there. Oh, the sparklies!

So you have your Freaky McFreakens. I have my freaksters. Their freakiness gets boring and I think we should liven them up together. Should we make them dance for our love? Roller Derby? What should they do and what should their reward be?

Carrie Harris said...

These are all awesome questions. Elana, you've got me ROLLING.