Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Things That Make Me Snarf - Death by Choking

Choking is always funny. Except when you're me, and you're a teenager, and you're at a restaurant, and this HUGE guy starts choking, and you have to give him the Heimlich, and he falls down on you. The good part about that story is that my dinner was free, but then again I was a teenager out with my boyfriends' family, so I probably wouldn't have had to pay anyway.



That's all for today. I promise more amusement as soon as I am done with this draft. I am so very ridiculously close. Yesterday, I wrote about spanking elephants and attack cyborgs. So anyway, I owe about a million emails and blog comments. If you're on that list, I apologize. Lots.

12 comments:

Jamie Eyberg said...

Dammit, now I have to file paperwork.

That was fun.

Kelly said...

I hope the grim reaper is playing rock, paper, scissors when I'm on his list!

Shelli said...

good luck!

sraasch said...

I love that video.

That is all.

Valerie said...

LOL! I'm not sure which was funnier, your story or the video!

Natalie Whipple said...

Write, Carrie, write!

PJ Hoover said...

Of all people who should, you could write a successful memoir :)

Natalie L. Sin said...

Now, now, I'm sure that's how some women meet their husbands. *wiggles eyebrows*

Mariah Irvin said...

It kills me that the guy goes on eating his sandwich after almost dying for two minutes!

Tiny T said...

I'm with Mariah. "Wait, he might still choke."

Good like with the writing!! :)

Anonymous said...

I concur with the two posters above me. The one time I've had to do the Heimlich, the chick swore she'd never eat again. Now, I don't know how long she held out with that, but she definitely didn't dive right back into her food. Now personally, *I* probably would, but that's not any sort of measure of normalcy or sanity.

Lisa and Laura said...

Good luck finishing up the draft. We're in the same boat, but er..slacking. Oh well.