Last night, Slayer and I discovered something really interesting. When I'm unable to breathe, I turn into Captain Kirk. I think it would be kewl if other random things had similar effects. Like eating donuts could turn me into a zombie penguin, and having the hiccups could turn me into a cyborg cow. And seeing a mullet could make me turn into a Yeti.
I saw a stuffed Yeti at the store the other day. Let me say it again: stuffed Yeti. Don't those words just make you feel LOVELY?
I'm the stunt Yeti. Please don't hold it against me.Just another reason to vote for Carrie as president! Zombie dance movies AND cyborg cows, what else is there in life?
I'm the stunt Yeti. Please don't hold it against me.
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im cracking up. how r u? :)
dude, you sooo have my vote. Especially if Stuffed Yeti is the VP!
I LUV the Yeti
I see he has regrown his arm since Luke cut it off in that ice cave. I was worried he would have to go through life without a limb.
LOL! I LOVE Captain Kirk. That seals the deal for me - Carrie for pres. all the way! :-)
Yeti?! Love it! My neighbor has a cool mullet, you should see if you turn into one. That would be awesome!!! =)
When I hiccup, it sounds like the noise sneakers make on a gym floor. Only, now imagine that sound in Hell.
So much awesome in this post!
I'm just going to take a second to brag though...
I know Captain Kirk! And when I was nervous, I turned to the real him! He was my best friend's grandpa :)
Just don't fire up the photon torpedoes when you start breathing again. ;)
Is it weird that I think the Yeti is kinda cute?
Love that yeti! Or maybe I just love the word yeti...
Sweet Yeti. Do you feed him fresh elves, or canned?
!!!!!!!!!!! I need to cuddle with your yeti!
don't take that the wrong way.
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I think that yeti is absolutely adorable, and I want to take him home and snuggle him. I think he looks undernourished.
-Mercedes
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