They'd also get the Best Kneepads Award.
The movie Behind Enemy Lines would get the Lifetime Achievement Award for Best Running. Have you seen it? If not, here's the trailer.
Okay, so that's about three minutes. What you missed is about an hour and a half of Owen Wilson running in slo mo, and sometimes at regular speed, y' know, for variety. Sometimes he runs in snow, sometimes in the woods. And eventually, he gets covered in mud. And runs.
And trust me, people. He's a damned good runner. That's why he gets the Lifetime Achievement Award.
I also want to give out the Best Hair Award, but I'm undecided about whether to give it to Richard Simmons or Princess Leia.