Carrie Harris | Young Adult Author

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The 12 Days of Wacky Searches on Carrie's Blog

Remember a while back when I was the David Hasselhoff of Turkey? Well, now I'm apparently the Katie Couric of Michigan. I only get a few Turkish visitors each day, but four or five people visit my site looking for Katie Couric. I hate to break it to you, dudes, but she's not here.

Anyway, in honor of the holidays, I bring you the 12 Days of Wacky Searches on Carrie's Blog:

On the first day of Christmas, Carrie's blog gave to me the Katie Couric of Michigan.

On the second day of Christmas, Carrie's blog gave to me Miss Bimbo Twilight and the Katie Couric of Michigan.

On the third day of Christmas, Carrie's blog gave to me Muppets with braids, Miss Bimbo Twilight and the Katie Couric of Michigan.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Carrie's blog gave to me a book about zombie computers, Muppets with braids, Miss Bimbo Twilight and the Katie Couric of Michigan.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Carrie's blog gave to me directions to make a stingray costume, a book about zombie computers, Muppets with braids, Miss Bimbo Twilight and the Katie Couric of Michigan.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Carrie's blog gave to me a wolf with scary eyebrows, directions to make a stingray costume, a book about zombie computers, Muppets with braids, Miss Bimbo Twilight and the Katie Couric of Michigan.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Carrie's blog gave to me a Richard Simmons rainbow puke image, a wolf with scary eyebrows, directions to make a stingray costume, a book about zombie computers, Muppets with braids, Miss Bimbo Twilight and the Katie Couric of Michigan.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Carrie's blog gave to me a rollerskating vampire, a Richard Simmons rainbow puke image, a wolf with scary eyebrows, directions to make a stingray costume, a book about zombie computers, Muppets with braids, Miss Bimbo Twilight and the Katie Couric of Michigan.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Carrie's blog gave to me underwater beefcakes, a rollerskating vampire, a Richard Simmons rainbow puke image, a wolf with scary eyebrows, directions to make a stingray costume, a book about zombie computers, Muppets with braids, Miss Bimbo Twilight and the Katie Couric of Michigan.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Carrie's blog gave to me a couple of holiday heinies, underwater beefcakes, a rollerskating vampire, a Richard Simmons rainbow puke image, a wolf with scary eyebrows, directions to make a stingray costume, a book about zombie computers, Muppets with braids, Miss Bimbo Twilight and the Katie Couric of Michigan.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Carrie's blog gave to me the WTF Blanket, a couple of holiday heinies, underwater beefcakes, a rollerskating vampire, a Richard Simmons rainbow puke image, a wolf with scary eyebrows, directions to make a stingray costume, a book about zombie computers, Muppets with braids, Miss Bimbo Twilight and the Katie Couric of Michigan.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Carrie's blog gave to me tampons used as a weapon, the WTF Blanket, a couple of holiday heinies, underwater beefcakes, a rollerskating vampire, a Richard Simmons rainbow puke image, a wolf with scary eyebrows, directions to make a stingray costume, a book about zombie computers, Muppets with braids, Miss Bimbo Twilight and the Katie Couric of Michigan.

So never say that I don't give you anything.

And yes. These really ARE searches that led people to my blog. Weird.

16 comments:

Marybeth Poppins said...

I love to see the searches that lead to my blog! Though I'm not sure tampons used as a weapon would show up on mine...kinda jealous about that one!

Natalie Whipple said...

Funny thing is, a family member (who shall remain nameless) HAS used tampons as a weapon. This person was five—this person thought they were "bullets" and would twirl them around by the string and throw them at friends...

No, it's not me, I swear. It was a sibling, teehee. We still tease them about it.

Kim Harrington said...

Carrie, you are hilarious! I was lol reading these.

Cate Gardner said...

That's some weird stuff... People are strange (cue song).

Tere Kirkland said...

Ha! Stop. Dying. Can't. Breathe.

I've had some pretty weird searches that led to my blog, but none were song-worthy!

Mariah Irvin said...

Most of the searches that lead to my blog are for hot celebrities. This makes me very happy.

Aaron Polson said...

I wonder what my searches say about me. Of course, I can't compete with Richard Simmons rainbow puke, but...

Natalie L. Sin said...

Certain nudity-based searches will lead you to my blog. Tee hee ; )

Shannon O'Donnell said...

This was hilarious! I'm going to have to find out how to do the search thing. ;-)

Kelly said...

Tampons used as a weapon?!
Now that a WTF search!
I may have to google Richard simmons rainbow puke image to see what else comes up. Curious!

Shelli said...

richard simmons should give you some kickbacks ;)

Hayley said...

Okay, aside from the fact that those searches brought people to your blog why are they searching those things?

Masonian said...

What exactly is an underwater beefcake? Is that like David Hasslehoff scuba diving? And is David Hasslehoff considered beefcake, or is he more meatloaf now?

I am bummed, however, to discover that this is NOT Katie Couric's blog. I can say I was somewhat shocked.

Kelly H-Y said...

Very funny!

Solvang Sherrie said...

Too funny! It's amazing what brings people to you :)

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