Now, on to the new and entirely random.
I'm still getting all those visitors from Turkey. And no, Witzl, it's not just you, unless you have your computer set up in the back of a jeep, kind of like Christian Slater in Pump Up the Volume, and you're broadcasting your pirate sounds from various cities all over the wonderful nation of Turkey. To my blog.
But seriously? I hope you're not doing that. That would be freaky. Like Edward stalker level freaky.
Anyway, I have decided that, because I am such a big hit in Turkey, I ought to capitalize on this. I have a new goal in life.
I want to be the David Hasselhoff of Turkey.
Don't think it'll work? Take a good look at this.
Create your own FACEinHOLE
Your eyes are bleeding now, aren't they? But it's strangely beautiful at the same time.
Besides, I could totally do this. Look out Hoff, here comes the Harr!
Do! With olives!