Friday, October 16, 2009

Do! With Olives!

Okay, first you MUST visit the Rename Twilight Contest. Even if you entered already. Because I think it's impossible to be in a bad mood whilst reading the sparkly awesomeness you all have created. Seriously, I've been giggling uncontrollably for the past fifteen minutes.

Now, on to the new and entirely random.

I'm still getting all those visitors from Turkey. And no, Witzl, it's not just you, unless you have your computer set up in the back of a jeep, kind of like Christian Slater in Pump Up the Volume, and you're broadcasting your pirate sounds from various cities all over the wonderful nation of Turkey. To my blog.

Blog hard, people. Blog hard.

But seriously? I hope you're not doing that. That would be freaky. Like Edward stalker level freaky.

Anyway, I have decided that, because I am such a big hit in Turkey, I ought to capitalize on this. I have a new goal in life.

I want to be the David Hasselhoff of Turkey.

Don't think it'll work? Take a good look at this.


Create your own FACEinHOLE

Your eyes are bleeding now, aren't they? But it's strangely beautiful at the same time.

Besides, I could totally do this. Look out Hoff, here comes the Harr!



Do! With olives!

28 comments:

MattDel said...

Forget bleeding eyes ... that photo just ensured I'd have nightmares for the next week. LOL

*full body shudder*

Andrea Cremer said...

Great post, Carrie! Just went to the contest and entered, wow! Love it!

MeganRebekah said...

LOL! Love it!

Paul Greci said...

Photo is lol funny. It'll be making the rounds, I'm sure. For a friend's birthday I took an old picture book and manually cut and pasted head shots of many of her friends onto the bodies of the characters. It took a whole day to do it but it was worth it.

sraasch said...

You go, girl! Take Turkey by storm!

Mariah Irvin said...

I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. I'm sleep deprived, but that's only half the reason why.

That was glorious.

ElanaJ said...

ROTFL! My eyes are bleeding, but it's still hilarious.

Aaron Polson said...

Yes...olives...must add to grocery list.

I'm buying stock now, before this whole Turkey thing really takes off.

Natalie said...

I'm still laughing over the photo...

Natalie L. Sin said...

Excuse me, I'm going to go hide under the bed now.

Natalie Whipple said...

No! NO YOU DIDN'T! I refuse to believe you posted that. Oh...nooooo.

Nadine said...

OMG, that photo just cracked me up!!!

I love starting the day with a laugh - thank you!!

Cate Gardner said...

I'm blind...

Anne Spollen said...

That pic - yow.

Turkey? That's at least normal. I'm a hit in the Arhus region of Denmark. Of course, only elves live there, but I guess they can read.

Masonian said...

I think that photo is HAZMAT.
I concur with MattDel's full body shudder. *ugh*

Ok, I'm off to read the other entrants in the "rename Twilight contest". (echo, echo, echo)

Possibly the greatest idea ever... at least since Hasselhof decided to start his music career.

snarf (Zaboo: "borrowed")

SlayerOfBees said...
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SlayerOfBees said...

I think I'll be taking the couch for the next century after seeing that picture...

Jamie Eyberg said...

*flipping through phonebook looking for number of good shrink*

melane said...

I can't get that image out of my head!

Lisa and Laura said...

The Hoff has never looked better!

storyqueen said...

Scariest photo ever!!

You cannot give up the Sim for the Hoff!!

Scillius Maximus said...

I look forward to the video where you read from your book in Turkish while belly dancing.

Anonymous said...

You're aware that once you post a picture on the internet, it's there forever, right?

Your only problem may come about when David Hasselhoff realizes what you're doing and decides that HE wants to be the David Hasselhoff of Turkey. Can you out Hoff the Hoff?

Crap, or what if the Hoff wants to become the Harr of the United States? I'm envisioning a ludicrous, real life game of Risk. God help us all. Actually, God help the Hoff; you've already got quite an army on your side :P

Mary Witzl said...

Ha ha -- I wish I had the TIME to do that! I'm envious too: my Turkish hair fetishists seem to have abandoned me for hairier pastures.

Love that guy. I've got half a dozen of his wannabes in my pre-intermediate this term, but younger and cuter.

Keri Mikulski said...

:) Too funny. Love the photo.

Marybeth Poppins said...

OMG I LOVE Pump Up the Volume!

Barrie said...

I'm glad I saw that photo on my very small laptop screen!

Solvang Sherrie said...

Oh man, that picture is scary! Must. Scrub. Eyeballs. Yikes!