Strangely enough, this commercial kind of makes me want to buy one of those blankets. Not to use it. Just to say that I have one.
Okay, so there's something that has been puzzling me. I am apparently a HUGE hit in Turkey. (I know someone somewhere now has the intense urge to gobble, and I feel compelled to say to you: Not WITH turkeys, you idiot, IN Turkey. As in the country.) I am not sure exactly what I've said that appeals to the Turkish audience. Is Turkey the secret heart of the merpire revolution? Do Turkish people have an intense love for all that is sparkly? Is Richard Simmons the International Spokesperson of Turkey!?!
Richard, my darling. We're talking about Turkey the country, not turkey the food.
But... but... you're MY spokesperson. And I fully agree that Turkey rocks the casbah. Not only does it seem like a beautiful country, but it also inspired that song by They Might Be Giants. And really, it doesn't get much better than THAT. But please, Richard. Please don't go.
Turkey, you are too kewl for me. The math is clear:
Turkey's kewlness level > Carrie's kewlness level
Although I still want to know why I'm such a big hit there.