But I figured that at the least, I could turn my Christmas foot-draggery into something that would work for YOU, my loving readers. (Awwww.) So here are a few brilliant ideas for that hard-to-please person on your list.
Forget the Snuggie (aka the WTF Blanket). Have you bought a Girlfriend Lap Pillow for that special someone on your list? Because they're made to feel like real legs, and nothing says I-love-you like dismembered legs.
Or show the woman you love how much you care by having someone make a Barbie that looks like her... if she was undead.
Of course, you all know that I really want one.
If you're really stuck, go for the default and buy some clothes. Like this Vampirism does not make stalking attractive t-shirt. Or if you're buying for someone with a serious masochistic streak, try the Pressure Points: A Guide to Killing Me shirt.
Yeah, I want those too.
If you're looking for something bigger, why not go for furniture? Show that special someone how much they mean to you. Buy them a chair that may at any time decide to eat them.
Yep. Want.
Or if you don't like that, how about a chair made out of stuffed panda bears?
The best part about this list is that I'm now done Christmas shopping. Slayer, I hope you like pandas.
17 comments:
I want the chair that could eat someone, I will call it a salesman chair.
That IS a good chair. Sort of like the one Mr. Burns was referring to when he said he had a chair at Springfield University...
Last year I was coveting this Dancing Devils Fire Pit.
where do they come up with this stuff. wouldn't you love that job!
My sister would love the panda chair. Thanks for the idea!
OMGosh!! Those are the most hilarious pictures I've ever seen! The girlfriend's legs?? Snarfed out loud!
That leg pillow is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. Who thinks of that??
Yeah, those leg pillows freaked me out a little. I mean...really?
That fanged, winged chair is actually kind of... cute. It would look great in my lair.
What a riot! How did you find those? Those legs are just frightening!
How on earth do people come up with these things? Ewww!
The panda bear is kind of cute, but it doesn't look real comfy. :)
I want the chair. The other gifts terrify me, particularly the pile of skewered panda bears. Panda bear sacrifice - not pretty.
What if I can't decide between the girlfriend lap pillow and the panda chair? It seems selfish to want both. There's only so much comfort a guy can take.
At least the pandas don't make me want to gag. Oy. Those first two are doozies.
Oh my... :) I'm liking the girlfriend lap pillow. :)
Why am I glad I'm not on your to buy for list?
very funny, btw
This totally gives me ideas for other people.... :) Thank you!
I like the pressure points shirt because of its strict anatomical accuracy. I could wear it the day I test out for my surgical tech re-certification.
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