He IS my official spokesperson, you know. So, without further ado, let me turn it over to him!
Um. Sure. Your shorts are nice. But I don't think they want to talk about your shorts. I think they want to hear the announcement.
NOT THAT ANNOUNCEMENT! The one about BAD TASTE IN BOYS being released on July 12, 2011! The one where they're supposed to mark their calendars because my book will be out in the wild!
Ahem. Thus endeth the official announcement.
I'm beginning to think I need a new official spokesperson.