I cannot stop laughing at the lolthulhu. Almost as good as lolzombies.
If you want to know what zombie-Lincoln and ninja-vampires look like, check out this supernatural creature multiplication table. I'd like to have this as a poster on my wall.
Speaking of posters I want on my wall, have you seen this very useful poster that helps you determine if your book is publishable or not? (Hint: If it has a dinosaur in it, it probably is.)
Have you visited Shelli's blog yet? Shelli is such an awesome person, and she's been giving me such great marketing ideas that I'm officially naming her to the Semi Secret Society of the Blog Ninja. Even if you don't have a book deal yet, thou shouldst go and readeth her! I have proclaimed it!
Srsly. PROCLAIMED, people.