You should read this next paragraph in a quasi-musical singsong. I say "quasi" because I REALLY can't sing (and you know this firsthand if you've seen my music video).
I'm sunburnt. Sunburnt. So freaking sunburnt. And I am an idiot because my author pics are soon.
You'll have to excuse me. I have to go contort into impossible shapes trying to get aloe onto the middle of my back. Someone needs to invent a middle-of-the-back aloe squirter. Get on that, will you?
In the meantime, please enjoy this impression of Christopher Walken cooking chicken. As with all good Christopher Walken impressions, this one has a little bad language in it.