Wednesday, June 9, 2010

More Photo Suggestions

My author photo is today, so I've been thinking about this a lot. And here are some more words of wisdom about how to make your author photo-or any photo-totally awesomesauce.

An interesting hairstyle draws attention to your face.It also frightens away random sea creatures.


The only people who look good naked and lying in flowers are BABIES. Don't do this.


When all else fails, do something random. Why rest your elbow on a stack of books when you could recline in a bathtub full of Cheetos?


You can never go wrong with a Twilight rip-off.

15 comments:

storyqueen said...

The baby one made me laugh out loud!!

I think you could pull it off if you wanted to....

Shelley

Tricia J. O'Brien said...

Octopus hair! I want! You're too funny. I soooo love to start my day with a laugh. Wishing you a fun photo shoot.

Red Boot Pearl said...

Those are amazing! Maybe you could make a collage...

PJ Hoover said...

The octopus totally gets my vote. Love that!

Tere Kirkland said...

Oh, man, the cheetos!

Natalie Whipple said...

I just don't know how you find this stuff sometimes, but I'm really glad you do.

Marsha Sigman said...

LOL!!! I do love me some cheetos.

Have a great photo shoot!

Amanda J. said...

LOL!!! Fantastic.

Larissa said...

Oh, please, PLEASE do the baby one. Please?

Lindsay (a.k.a Isabella) said...

Lol. I'd love to see an author with octopus hair. It could catch on.:)

Myrna Foster said...

Okay, I didn't think it could get better than the first picture, but I loved all of them. I hope your picture turns out fabulous!

Carolyn V. said...

LOL! Best author photos ever. I love the octopus hair.

Kimberly Franklin said...

LOL. I would go for the last one! Or any of them, really. :)

Kimber said...

Thank you, Thank you! Anything that can make me laugh so loud that I scare the poo out of my kids is fantabulous! The baby pic was just too much. I loved it:) Wishing you all the best on your photo shoot.

Kiki Hamilton said...

OMG! You are too freakin' funny!!!