(You, however, do NOT suck at them! Your entries to the pretend sequel title contest are hilarious! If thou hasn't entered, get thee hence and do it! I'm giving away two prizes: one for the funniest and one that's completely random. Yowza.)
Anyway, I realized that I have a title generator right at my fingertips, one that focuses on areas of my expertise. From here on out, I'm naming my books based on Google searches that lead people to my blog. Here are some of my forthcoming titles:
- The Katie Couric Clone and the Superpower Generator
- Words to Express Excitement...and Zombies
- Sweating to the Zombies
- Carrie Harris and the Award Thank You Speech
Wouldn't you read those? And what does your website stat counter say you should name YOUR next book?