Now that I am famous, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before I'm contacted by Hollywood to star in the film adaptation of my Twilight parody. I hope I can bring the necessary gravitas to the character of Ellba. Luckily, I look really good with my legs swathed in Saran Wrap. I checked.
I pride myself on being prepared, so I decided to get ready for the inevitable merpire photo shoots. I made this:
Create your own FACEinHOLE
Awesome, huh? And then I was struck by the bolt of inspiration. Remember how we were listing film characters that were tailor made for Richard Simmons? Now I have proof.
I give you... Richard Simmons as Rambo.
Create your own FACEinHOLE
The awesomeness is undeniable. What about Richard Simmons as Malfoy?
Create your own FACEinHOLE
Scary, ain't it? I'm rather partial to Richard Simmons as the Terminator.
Create your own FACEinHOLE
But Richard Simmons as Chewbacca made me snarf Diet Dr. Pepper out my nose.
Create your own FACEinHOLE
Wow, I'm easily amused.
15 comments:
Love it!!! :)
I'm going now!
TWILIGHT is my favorite. :)
Ha ha! How many people are playing over there now!
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Oh dear...
Sadly, I think it kind of worked as The Terminator.
ooh, now to use Jack Nicholson's face from The Shining to substitute for Seth Rogen in Knocked Up!
Dying...dying. I think seriously you may have killed me with the Richewbacca.
The Twilight one is hysterical too, though. I think it's your "look what I got!" expression.
This Friday keeps getting better and better. Snarf indeed. I need to see Terminator...off to blackmail someone into watching my kids.
I still want to see Richard Simmons' face on the Borat swimsuit picture....and then I will want a brain scrubber. :)
u as twilight girl is wonderous!
LOL! Fantastic.
I ain't sticking my face in no hole.
Very amusing, though -- only you, Carrie.
That's amazing!
I must go use that website excessively.
I...I can still see him when I close my eyes.
HOW do you find these things? You never fail to kill me.
Ahahahaha!!!
Richard Simmons as Malfoy made me want to puke rainbows.
You find the funniest things online! Richard Simmons almost looked like he could be Terminator. Or Chewbacca :^)
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