Fun with FACEinHOLE

Now that I am famous, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before I'm contacted by Hollywood to star in the film adaptation of my Twilight parody. I hope I can bring the necessary gravitas to the character of Ellba. Luckily, I look really good with my legs swathed in Saran Wrap. I checked.

I pride myself on being prepared, so I decided to get ready for the inevitable merpire photo shoots. I made this:


Create your own FACEinHOLE

Awesome, huh? And then I was struck by the bolt of inspiration. Remember how we were listing film characters that were tailor made for Richard Simmons? Now I have proof.

I give you... Richard Simmons as Rambo.


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The awesomeness is undeniable. What about Richard Simmons as Malfoy?


Create your own FACEinHOLE

Scary, ain't it? I'm rather partial to Richard Simmons as the Terminator.


Create your own FACEinHOLE

But Richard Simmons as Chewbacca made me snarf Diet Dr. Pepper out my nose.


Create your own FACEinHOLE

Wow, I'm easily amused.