Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Things That Make Me Snarf - Twilight Video Parody

This week's Thing That Makes Me Snarf is, of course, a Twilight parody. I think the ending is my favorite part.



I'll be writing more parody for the rest of the week, and there are things I need to know, essential pieces of information that shall help me make this Twilight parody all that it can be (without joining the Army). For example, if you were stuck in an alleyway and surrounded by a gang of violent teens, who would you want to save you? Ward, Cob, or Jesus?

Now, in other news, you may remember that I declared this the week of Twilight parody in an effort to claim the top spot on the "good ideas for a Twilight parody" Google search. And really, you ought to remember that unless the thought of being saved by Ward/Cob drives all other conscious thought from your mind. In which case you need psychological help. You are also a member of my target audience.

Anyway, after day one of Twilight Parody Week, I claimed the top spot. So now I'm looking for other ways to prove my Spooflight supremacy. (Spooflight equals Twilight plus Spoof. See how creative I am?) On Monday, I was ranked on page 21 of the regular old Twilight parody Google search. Yesterday, that ranking rocketed up to page 7.

This brings to mind burning questions that should be read aloud in a movie announcer voice: Will Carrie establish Twilight parody domination? What page rank will she be as of Friday morning? Will she ever find a %$&#ing title? Where can one find vampiric sparkle makeup? And (SPOILER ALERT) who is Melba?

Dum dum DUM.

16 comments:

Barry Napier said...

CLASSIC! Great find and a fantastic way to start off my day.

"Who shut that?!?!"

Captain Hook said...

Carrie, I almost wet myself laughing so hard!!

Lina said...

Seen it! But thanks anyway :-)

Catherine J Gardner said...

LOL! That ending is hilarious.

Litgirl01 said...

Made me laugh!!! LMAO

PJ Hoover said...

OMG, this is freaking hilarious. I'm crying from laughing so hard!

Aaron Polson said...

Okay...the end: perfect.

Lady Glamis said...

Of course you'll establish Twilight domination. It is inevitable! Enjoying. :D

Natalie said...

I haven't seen that one. Awesome. Do comments count on the google thing? If so, Twilight Parody Spoof of Awesomeness.

Have you seen the Twilight Parody Spoof of Awesomeness?

You should come to Carrie's blog and read this awesome Twilight Parody Spoof.

Kiersten said...

Carrie Harris's Blog has the best Twilight Parody in the world.

A Twilight Parody beyond compare!

There's never been a better Twilight Parody!

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Kelly said...

That Twilight parody was hifreakinglarious!
I laughed out loud when the cardboard box caught the Snickers dude.

Natalie L. Sin said...

"Hey, I'm immortal!"

LMFAO

slhastings said...

Man, I wish he called her spider monkey before he put her on his back!

That was hee-ha-hilarious. Thanks.

You'll soon be ranking numero uno in the Twilight Parody, Twilight Parody, Twilight Parody, Twilight Parody pages on google.

Suzanne Casamento said...

OMG. That was hilarious. I love the guy trapped in the box. He's screaming like crazy and it's just a box... ; )

beth said...

AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love the ending to that one!

bert said...

My 13 yr old daughter told me about this so I had to search for it. I found it! TY :) Well I didn't start snorting from laughing so hard like she did but at least it does mock the movie, vampire fans should NOT go see twilight...