Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Things That Make Me Snarf - Twilight Video Parody
This week's Thing That Makes Me Snarf is, of course, a Twilight parody. I think the ending is my favorite part.
I'll be writing more parody for the rest of the week, and there are things I need to know, essential pieces of information that shall help me make this Twilight parody all that it can be (without joining the Army). For example, if you were stuck in an alleyway and surrounded by a gang of violent teens, who would you want to save you? Ward, Cob, or Jesus?
Now, in other news, you may remember that I declared this the week of Twilight parody in an effort to claim the top spot on the "good ideas for a Twilight parody" Google search. And really, you ought to remember that unless the thought of being saved by Ward/Cob drives all other conscious thought from your mind. In which case you need psychological help. You are also a member of my target audience.
Anyway, after day one of Twilight Parody Week, I claimed the top spot. So now I'm looking for other ways to prove my Spooflight supremacy. (Spooflight equals Twilight plus Spoof. See how creative I am?) On Monday, I was ranked on page 21 of the regular old Twilight parody Google search. Yesterday, that ranking rocketed up to page 7.
This brings to mind burning questions that should be read aloud in a movie announcer voice: Will Carrie establish Twilight parody domination? What page rank will she be as of Friday morning? Will she ever find a %$&#ing title? Where can one find vampiric sparkle makeup? And (SPOILER ALERT) who is Melba?
Dum dum DUM.
I'll be writing more parody for the rest of the week, and there are things I need to know, essential pieces of information that shall help me make this Twilight parody all that it can be (without joining the Army). For example, if you were stuck in an alleyway and surrounded by a gang of violent teens, who would you want to save you? Ward, Cob, or Jesus?
Now, in other news, you may remember that I declared this the week of Twilight parody in an effort to claim the top spot on the "good ideas for a Twilight parody" Google search. And really, you ought to remember that unless the thought of being saved by Ward/Cob drives all other conscious thought from your mind. In which case you need psychological help. You are also a member of my target audience.
Anyway, after day one of Twilight Parody Week, I claimed the top spot. So now I'm looking for other ways to prove my Spooflight supremacy. (Spooflight equals Twilight plus Spoof. See how creative I am?) On Monday, I was ranked on page 21 of the regular old Twilight parody Google search. Yesterday, that ranking rocketed up to page 7.
This brings to mind burning questions that should be read aloud in a movie announcer voice: Will Carrie establish Twilight parody domination? What page rank will she be as of Friday morning? Will she ever find a %$&#ing title? Where can one find vampiric sparkle makeup? And (SPOILER ALERT) who is Melba?
Dum dum DUM.
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16 comments:
CLASSIC! Great find and a fantastic way to start off my day.
"Who shut that?!?!"
Carrie, I almost wet myself laughing so hard!!
Seen it! But thanks anyway :-)
LOL! That ending is hilarious.
Made me laugh!!! LMAO
OMG, this is freaking hilarious. I'm crying from laughing so hard!
Okay...the end: perfect.
Of course you'll establish Twilight domination. It is inevitable! Enjoying. :D
I haven't seen that one. Awesome. Do comments count on the google thing? If so, Twilight Parody Spoof of Awesomeness.
Have you seen the Twilight Parody Spoof of Awesomeness?
You should come to Carrie's blog and read this awesome Twilight Parody Spoof.
Carrie Harris's Blog has the best Twilight Parody in the world.
A Twilight Parody beyond compare!
There's never been a better Twilight Parody!
Twilight parody twilight parody twilight parody!
That Twilight parody was hifreakinglarious!
I laughed out loud when the cardboard box caught the Snickers dude.
"Hey, I'm immortal!"
LMFAO
Man, I wish he called her spider monkey before he put her on his back!
That was hee-ha-hilarious. Thanks.
You'll soon be ranking numero uno in the Twilight Parody, Twilight Parody, Twilight Parody, Twilight Parody pages on google.
OMG. That was hilarious. I love the guy trapped in the box. He's screaming like crazy and it's just a box... ; )
AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love the ending to that one!
My 13 yr old daughter told me about this so I had to search for it. I found it! TY :) Well I didn't start snorting from laughing so hard like she did but at least it does mock the movie, vampire fans should NOT go see twilight...
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