I think I'd like to start a new style of slang. But instead of Valley Girl, we'd be...uh...I dunno. Let me get to the name later. I just think it would be funny to stand in the line at the store and hear the person in front of me go:
"Holy crapsticks, that outfit is totally FRABJOUS! You totes look like merpire bait, and that blowtard is going to be so sorry he dumped you. You put the sauce in awesomesauce, which I should point out is TOTALLY ONE WORD, AND HOW COULD ANYONE THINK IT IS MORE THAN ONE? Sorry. I didn't mean to shout; I guess my caps lock got stuck again."
Girl, you're speaking my language. I totes know what you mean. That blowtard should suck it.
But I'm still at a loss for what to call it. Help?