It would be logical to vote for me.
Hold on, sunshine! You can't be the spokesperson for The Wonder That Is Carrie's Blog. Because you are faaaaaaat! Besides, Carrie is obsessed with ME. Look! Look! I'm dancing!
One two, vote for me, people! I have cute shorts!
GRARG HHHNARF FFFFFFRRUMMM GMMM HRRRGG BLECK OOMPA LOOMPA GARBLESNACH BRAAAAAINS!
Translation: Carrie's obsessed with zombies, so it only makes sense to vote for me. I like brains.
My jacket is cuter than those shorts! BRAAAINS!
Um... Carrie here. Apparently, my blog has been preempted by a bunch of wackjobs wanting to be the spokesperson for The Wonder That Is My Blog. Who do you think I should choose?