As of next week, I will have been blogging for a year. That's almost 300 entries full of a whole bunch of random nonsense.
Wow. I'm kinda flabbergasted. The most flabbergasting thing about it is that you come here to read it. I hate to break this to you, but they make medicines to help with that.
Anyway, next week will be the Wonder That Is My Blogaversary celebration, hosted by our new spokesperson! What would you like to see? Ask me questions, request parodies of songs or books, give me ideas of weird celebrity combos to make babies with (electronically, not REALLY... you perv). Because really, without YOU, this blog wouldn't be here.
For once, I'm actually serious.