This is for every person who has always wanted to see Harry Potter say, "Pull my finger!" Although I think he acts less like someone with ADHD and more like someone who is on Shiny Happy Pills.
It's March! That means that soon, you too can join Marybeth Poppins (winner of January's 10 page critique) and Mariah Irvin (winner of February's 2 hours of awesome, which she applied to a query critique). Like, REALLY soon.
Dum dum DUM.