I should state for posterity that it did NOT work.
So when I come back to this here blog, I will have plenty to talk about. And please, don't feel too jealous, because I will pay a price for this vacation. I predict that I'll have a sunburn about five seconds after I step off the plane. NOT EXAGGERATING.
Oh, and I also wanted to send a shoutout to all you robbers out there. Someone will be staying at my house. And unless you're coveting zombie penguins, I don't have anything worth stealing.
But I don't want to leave you snarfless while I'm gone, so here are a list of links that I go to when I need a laugh. Add to it in the comments? There's always room for more funny.
- Cake Wrecks
- Damn You, Autocorrect!
- Go Fug Yourself
- Hyperbole and a Half
- Not Always Right
- When Parents Text
But BEFORE YOU GO, please know that When Parents Text contains some PG-13 stuff, and Damn You, Autocorrect! can be absolutely foul. But it's the kind of foul that made me laugh so hard I snerked yesterday, and tears were running down my face, and my kids came running and stared at me funny.