I think it's time for another round of Vampire, Werewolf, or Zombie. For those of you who missed the first round, the rules are simple. I give you three random people, and you have to tell me which one is secretly a vampire, which one is a werewolf, and which one is a zombie. There are no prizes in this game except the satisfaction of knowing that there are other people out there who are just as twisted as you.
Or something like that.
Anyway, here are your celebrities for the day. We've got Pamela Anderson and her scaryboobs.
Then there's Britney Spears and her issues.
And last but not least, there's Katie Couric. One of these things is not like the others, folks.
And I know you're thinking this, so let me reiterate it: Britney cannot be all three. That's cheating. Quit it, or I'll send Zom Cruise after you. (Get it? Zombie Tom Cruise has been shortened to... oh, never mind.)
So tell me, peeps. Which one is the vampire, which one is the werewolf, and which is the brain-loving zombie?