I'm still sick, which sucks rocks. I'm just too tired to be funny, so I've decided to let you do all the work. Here are some recent searches that have led people to my site.
"Carrie Fisher legs missing"
I cannot figure out why anyone would want to search for this unless they found the legs. And really, if I found a pair of dismembered legs on my front doorstep, Carrie Fisher is one of the last people I would think about.
Yeah, so you remember how I made up that witty song to the tune of "Jungle Love" in honor of Ninja Appreciation Week? Apparently, it's also the title of a cartoon. And the cartoon is... er... let's just say that it takes the concept of ninja love to extreme and graphic detail. Let me just get it out in the open, kids. You aren't going to get THAT kind of ninja love here.
"Whoops I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet"
I hate it when that happens. And the loud part is inevitably the embarrassing part. Like where you admit that you have a copy of "Ninja Love."
"Star Wars sweater vests"
What do they make them out of? Wookie hair?
I have this mental picture of a big hairy Cuisinart giving a big cheesy grin.