Yeah, don't jump to conclusions, peepul. I'm not going to announce the arrival of a new lil ninja in our family or anything. Because I know that's what you were thinking.
The other night, Slayer and I were heckling American Idol, and Slayer made a comment that made me snarf Dr. Pepper out my nose. He said, "She looks like the love child of Ronald McDonald and Jessica Rabbit."
See? It's comments like that that make American Idol freaking amusing.
And then I started thinking. What would Ronald and Jessica's baby really look like? It turns out that he'd look remarkably normal. A little twitchy, maybe, but wouldn't you be if your dad looked like that and your mom like that?
So then I thought, "Oh, this is one of those sites where you can't make a baby that looks like a mutated Winston Churchill." And to prove it, I put in two new photos: mine and Richard Simmons. And that's when I was proven wrong once again...
I'll just have to add another item to my Reasons Why I Didn't Marry Richard Simmons list.
Don't forget about the contest! It ends today at noon, and I've been working on one hecka cool prize pack!