I finished my book.
Okay, not entirely true. I finished this DRAFT. I still have ridiculous problems to fix, like the fact that I decided halfway through that X should be Y and the whole thing should be set in a world made out of cotton candy.
That last bit isn't true, but I wish it was.
Anyway, in honor of the finished draft, I'm throwing a party. You should come, girly man. That statement will make sense after you watch this video.
This means that we shall be back to my usual long-windedness, starting tomorrow. Thanks for bearing with me in the meantime.
I like bears. They should come to my party.