This may be a thinly veiled (okay, not at all veiled) commercial, but it's still freaking funny. I think I've friended some of these people on Facebook.
How are you? You look nice today. Yeah, I look like crap, but that's okay. A combo of the flu and edits will do that to you. But I like what you've done with your hair. Would you take my author pic in my place? (See aforementioned crap lookage.)