This is why we edit, kids. Because otherwise people make fun of us.
You Make Me Touch Your Hands for Stupid Reasons
Warning that the above link has some PG-13-ish language. But it's so worth it. Laughed so hard I cried.
Anyway, you'll have to excuse me. I need to go edit all the unjustified hand touching out of my manuscript. This makes me think of one manuscript I critiqued way back in the day that was kind of romancey. The hero was constantly storking the heroine's hair. I spent the whole manny in stitches, imagining him looking lovingly into her eyes and throwing birds at her head.
Stroked, dude. Stroked.