Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Things That Make Me Snarf - Cooking with Christopher Walken

You should read this next paragraph in a quasi-musical singsong. I say "quasi" because I REALLY can't sing (and you know this firsthand if you've seen my music video).

I'm sunburnt. Sunburnt. So freaking sunburnt. And I am an idiot because my author pics are soon.

You'll have to excuse me. I have to go contort into impossible shapes trying to get aloe onto the middle of my back. Someone needs to invent a middle-of-the-back aloe squirter. Get on that, will you?

In the meantime, please enjoy this impression of Christopher Walken cooking chicken. As with all good Christopher Walken impressions, this one has a little bad language in it.


Stina said...

Hey, there's a recipe I could make. :)

Jamie Eyberg said...

When you start to peel for your author pic it will look a little like the undead and it will fit right in with your book. Maybe you will start a trend with author pics that way.

Matthew MacNish said...

Can't watch the video at work but like all things Christopher Walken, I'm sure it's hilarious.

Best of luck with your skin.

Carrie Harris said...

Stina: If Christopher Walken can make it, YOU can make it. :)

Jamie: At least it's better than the pics where the author is sitting with his chin in his hand. I hate those.

Matthew: It IS. You should watch it when you're no longer working. The world needs more Walken. And more cowbell.

Tricia J. O'Brien said...

Bwahahahaha! Thank you Mr Walken Clone for the writerly advice. I get the cooking analogy: Reduce until you're left with the essence.(Cut those flabby scenes!) The spoon is your weapon.(Whip up some tension!) Something about little guys doing somersaults in the sea--boil them. (Kill your darlings!)
*rubs hands, eyes manuscript*

Carolyn V. said...

Oh man! A sunburn before your author pics? =( I hope it turns into a great tan (and not freckles like I usually get). =)

Tabitha said...

Hilarious!!! Maybe Christopher Walken can invent an aloe squirter for you. I'd like to see him demonstrate how to use that. :)

Claire Dawn said...

Yesterday, this little creature was swimming, doing little tumble-turns in the sea. Boil them :)

Rolling all over the floor!

Tiny T said...

That's what I should do - cook more like Christopher Walken and not like a pyro.

We could be sunburnt buddies!!!! Though that's not as fun as it sounds :/