You should read this next paragraph in a quasi-musical singsong. I say "quasi" because I REALLY can't sing (and you know this firsthand if you've seen my music video).
I'm sunburnt. Sunburnt. So freaking sunburnt. And I am an idiot because my author pics are soon.
You'll have to excuse me. I have to go contort into impossible shapes trying to get aloe onto the middle of my back. Someone needs to invent a middle-of-the-back aloe squirter. Get on that, will you?
In the meantime, please enjoy this impression of Christopher Walken cooking chicken. As with all good Christopher Walken impressions, this one has a little bad language in it.
Hey, there's a recipe I could make. :)
When you start to peel for your author pic it will look a little like the undead and it will fit right in with your book. Maybe you will start a trend with author pics that way.
Can't watch the video at work but like all things Christopher Walken, I'm sure it's hilarious.
Best of luck with your skin.
Stina: If Christopher Walken can make it, YOU can make it. :)
Jamie: At least it's better than the pics where the author is sitting with his chin in his hand. I hate those.
Matthew: It IS. You should watch it when you're no longer working. The world needs more Walken. And more cowbell.
Bwahahahaha! Thank you Mr Walken Clone for the writerly advice. I get the cooking analogy: Reduce until you're left with the essence.(Cut those flabby scenes!) The spoon is your weapon.(Whip up some tension!) Something about little guys doing somersaults in the sea--boil them. (Kill your darlings!)
*rubs hands, eyes manuscript*
Oh man! A sunburn before your author pics? =( I hope it turns into a great tan (and not freckles like I usually get). =)
Hilarious!!! Maybe Christopher Walken can invent an aloe squirter for you. I'd like to see him demonstrate how to use that. :)
Yesterday, this little creature was swimming, doing little tumble-turns in the sea. Boil them :)
Rolling all over the floor!
That's what I should do - cook more like Christopher Walken and not like a pyro.
We could be sunburnt buddies!!!! Though that's not as fun as it sounds :/
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