Thursday, June 3, 2010

My Forthcoming Titles

I've been thinking a lot about titles lately, for one simple reason. I suck at them.

(You, however, do NOT suck at them! Your entries to the pretend sequel title contest are hilarious! If thou hasn't entered, get thee hence and do it! I'm giving away two prizes: one for the funniest and one that's completely random. Yowza.)

Anyway, I realized that I have a title generator right at my fingertips, one that focuses on areas of my expertise. From here on out, I'm naming my books based on Google searches that lead people to my blog. Here are some of my forthcoming titles:

  • The Katie Couric Clone and the Superpower Generator
  • Words to Express Excitement...and Zombies
  • Sweating to the Zombies
  • Carrie Harris and the Award Thank You Speech

Wouldn't you read those? And what does your website stat counter say you should name YOUR next book?


Alissa Grosso said...

Based on this my next book should either be titled Pee Party or Dart Routes 42 Mapquest. Yes, I don't understand what that last one means either, or why it would bring someone to my blog. With the 42 in there I am thinking the ghost of Douglas Adams is involved in some way.

K.C. Shaw said...

Apparently my next title should be Jogger Urban Detour or Toyota Yaris Song. I don't understaaaaand.

Carolyn V. said...

Oh my gosh. Mine says Balding Llamas. What kind of book is that?

Tricia J. O'Brien said...

Okay this one is creeeeepy. Someone searched 'tied up by the wrists' to find my blog. Yikes.

Katie said...

I love the second one. Def would read a book with that title! :)