I need to make friends with more dancers. Because this morning, I thought, man, it would be so COOL to do a Ninja Thriller Flashmob. Everyone put on ninja outfits and cowls, show up at some random place, do the Thriller dance, and then disappear. Poof!
Because everyone knows ninjas love Thriller. About as much as they love lawn flamingos.
And then we could do videos like this:
Only I'd do it with ninjas. Because everything is better with ninjas. Like Froot Loops. Roller coasters. Tornadoes. EVERYTHING.
Of course, this opinion might have something to do with the fact that I'm married to a ninja. There's nothing like seeing your husband bat shuriken out of the air with his hands.