Thursday, August 13, 2009
Everyone Needs a Spokesperson
Hello, humans. Spockette here. I am in the process of launching a new campaign to be the spokesperson of The Wonder That Is My Blog. I shall star in all promotional activities so that captain James T. Carrie can fly the ship. I mean, write the books.
It would be logical to vote for me.
Hold on, sunshine! You can't be the spokesperson for The Wonder That Is Carrie's Blog. Because you are faaaaaaat! Besides, Carrie is obsessed with ME. Look! Look! I'm dancing!
One two, vote for me, people! I have cute shorts!
GRARG HHHNARF FFFFFFRRUMMM GMMM HRRRGG BLECK OOMPA LOOMPA GARBLESNACH BRAAAAAINS!
Translation: Carrie's obsessed with zombies, so it only makes sense to vote for me. I like brains.
My jacket is cuter than those shorts! BRAAAINS!
Um... Carrie here. Apparently, my blog has been preempted by a bunch of wackjobs wanting to be the spokesperson for The Wonder That Is My Blog. Who do you think I should choose?
It would be logical to vote for me.
Hold on, sunshine! You can't be the spokesperson for The Wonder That Is Carrie's Blog. Because you are faaaaaaat! Besides, Carrie is obsessed with ME. Look! Look! I'm dancing!
One two, vote for me, people! I have cute shorts!
GRARG HHHNARF FFFFFFRRUMMM GMMM HRRRGG BLECK OOMPA LOOMPA GARBLESNACH BRAAAAAINS!
Translation: Carrie's obsessed with zombies, so it only makes sense to vote for me. I like brains.
My jacket is cuter than those shorts! BRAAAINS!
Um... Carrie here. Apparently, my blog has been preempted by a bunch of wackjobs wanting to be the spokesperson for The Wonder That Is My Blog. Who do you think I should choose?
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25 comments:
Richard Simmons. Hands down.
Simmons has my vote. Nemoy is a close second (did I spell that right?).
Spockette for me.
Um, the Richard Simmons photo-thing is the scariest thing I've seen in a while.......totally creeped out, but in a happy joyful way. And I think that is probably the special mood you want on your blog. So, as much as I want Spockette for your Spocksperson, I am afraid Richard will haunt my dreams if I don't vote for him.
Shelley
I must go with with logic: Spockette
Richard Simmons, hands down, or is it hands up? Either way, it's gotta be Richie boy.
Spock - though it seems a bit like sacrilege.
Let me be the first to vote for MJ. I mean first of all, he's surrounded by zombies so that makes it a no brainer, right? And second, look at how much publicity he got when he died. He's obviously king of promotion as well as pop. So Thriller boy gets my vote. Besides, the jacket is WAY cooler than those shorts =)
Simmons... look at the shorts!
Simons. Duh.
I think you should hold a cage match. The survivor can be your new spokesperson.
Richard Simmons, all the way. :)
Definitely Richard Simmons. Did you even have to ask?
Richard Simmons...because that HAS to be entertaining.
Zombie!!!! That is one cool jacket!
Spockette, for shizz.
My knee-jerk reflex had me going with Simmoms, but my logic tells me to go with the Spockette (several could dance together at Radio City Music Hall).
Oh. My. Goodness. My life shall never be the same. They were all equally hilarious and slightly horrifying. But if anyone can pull off a red outfit like that, I'm sure you can. O:)
I heard your blog was a blast, so I thought I should give it a look and this is the first thing I read. I must say, it didn't disappoint. :) As for me, I would choose Richard Simmons all the way. You just gotta pay attention to a guy with a fro and those shorts. Though, your other choices were also quite tempting.
I'm for Richard. Spock may be the logical choice, but that photo is creepy - and seeing you in the middle of a flock of zombies is just scary - so Richard it is.
I vote 100% for Richard. He's got jazz hands.
I vote for Spockette, and I'm even volunteering to help you with a super keen graphic.
Looks like the Simm wins by a landslide. But perhaps Spockette can be my official blog stalker, just so the rest of you don't feel let down.
Because I know you would.
And thanks to Candace for stopping by for the first time!
Ahem. Make that Candice. Not Candace.
Yep. Me idiot.
I am afraid Richard will haunt my dreams if I don't vote for him.I thought I should give it a look and this is the first thing I read.
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