Carrie Harris | Young Adult Author

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Everyone Needs a Spokesperson

Hello, humans. Spockette here. I am in the process of launching a new campaign to be the spokesperson of The Wonder That Is My Blog. I shall star in all promotional activities so that captain James T. Carrie can fly the ship. I mean, write the books.



It would be logical to vote for me.


Hold on, sunshine! You can't be the spokesperson for The Wonder That Is Carrie's Blog. Because you are faaaaaaat! Besides, Carrie is obsessed with ME. Look! Look! I'm dancing!



One two, vote for me, people! I have cute shorts!


GRARG HHHNARF FFFFFFRRUMMM GMMM HRRRGG BLECK OOMPA LOOMPA GARBLESNACH BRAAAAAINS!

Translation: Carrie's obsessed with zombies, so it only makes sense to vote for me. I like brains.



My jacket is cuter than those shorts! BRAAAINS!


Um... Carrie here. Apparently, my blog has been preempted by a bunch of wackjobs wanting to be the spokesperson for The Wonder That Is My Blog. Who do you think I should choose?

25 comments:

MeganRebekah said...

Richard Simmons. Hands down.

Jamie Eyberg said...

Simmons has my vote. Nemoy is a close second (did I spell that right?).

Natalie said...

Spockette for me.

storyqueen said...

Um, the Richard Simmons photo-thing is the scariest thing I've seen in a while.......totally creeped out, but in a happy joyful way. And I think that is probably the special mood you want on your blog. So, as much as I want Spockette for your Spocksperson, I am afraid Richard will haunt my dreams if I don't vote for him.

Shelley

Jim Danielson said...

I must go with with logic: Spockette

C.R. Evers said...

Richard Simmons, hands down, or is it hands up? Either way, it's gotta be Richie boy.

PJ Hoover said...

Spock - though it seems a bit like sacrilege.

Solvang Sherrie said...

Let me be the first to vote for MJ. I mean first of all, he's surrounded by zombies so that makes it a no brainer, right? And second, look at how much publicity he got when he died. He's obviously king of promotion as well as pop. So Thriller boy gets my vote. Besides, the jacket is WAY cooler than those shorts =)

~Jamie said...

Simmons... look at the shorts!

Mariah Irvin said...

Simons. Duh.

K.C. Shaw said...

I think you should hold a cage match. The survivor can be your new spokesperson.

ElanaJ said...

Richard Simmons, all the way. :)

Lazy Writer said...

Definitely Richard Simmons. Did you even have to ask?

Stephanie Faris said...

Richard Simmons...because that HAS to be entertaining.

Kelly said...

Zombie!!!! That is one cool jacket!

Stephanie Perkins said...

Spockette, for shizz.

Alan W. Davidson said...

My knee-jerk reflex had me going with Simmoms, but my logic tells me to go with the Spockette (several could dance together at Radio City Music Hall).

Danyelle said...

Oh. My. Goodness. My life shall never be the same. They were all equally hilarious and slightly horrifying. But if anyone can pull off a red outfit like that, I'm sure you can. O:)

candicekennington said...

I heard your blog was a blast, so I thought I should give it a look and this is the first thing I read. I must say, it didn't disappoint. :) As for me, I would choose Richard Simmons all the way. You just gotta pay attention to a guy with a fro and those shorts. Though, your other choices were also quite tempting.

Sandra Leigh said...

I'm for Richard. Spock may be the logical choice, but that photo is creepy - and seeing you in the middle of a flock of zombies is just scary - so Richard it is.

K. M. Walton said...

I vote 100% for Richard. He's got jazz hands.

Big Plain V said...

I vote for Spockette, and I'm even volunteering to help you with a super keen graphic.

Carrie Harris said...

Looks like the Simm wins by a landslide. But perhaps Spockette can be my official blog stalker, just so the rest of you don't feel let down.

Because I know you would.

And thanks to Candace for stopping by for the first time!

Carrie Harris said...

Ahem. Make that Candice. Not Candace.

Yep. Me idiot.

glovin said...

I am afraid Richard will haunt my dreams if I don't vote for him.I thought I should give it a look and this is the first thing I read.

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glovin
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