Monday, August 24, 2009
Things That Make Me Snarf - KungFu Hillbilly
We all know that I'm kinda partial to the ninjas. Actually, maybe we don't all know, because I've got some new readers. I'm married to a ninja, who I lovingly call Slayer of Bees, or just Slayer for short. And no, I'm not lying when I said that I've seen him bat shuriken out of the air. And yes, I thought it was sexy.
Anyway. I've just learned that I know nothing about martial arts. THIS GUY knows EVERYTHING.
Anyway. I've just learned that I know nothing about martial arts. THIS GUY knows EVERYTHING.
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24 comments:
Ahm 'mpessed by dat dere.
Wow, that was special. I think.
:)
No, I didn't know. But now I do! :)
It's Jerry Springer, so it MUST be true.
Just watched it again and it was as painful as the first time. I think you may have found the exception to the law of diminishing returns.
Economists will be so pleased. Who knows? Maybe Nobel will come knocking ;-)
oh wow! LOL! I feel like I'm a little dumber for having watch that. ;0)
Darn tootin'!
So wait, what was he saying? All I caught was kung fu, Chuck Norris, and Jean Claude Van Dam.
If he knows those guys, he knows EVERYTHING about kung fu. And he did own that other guy...
Wow! That's all I have to say.
I think that's how I looked in my black belt test the other night.
is it sad that the whole time i was singing (to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) "Inbred redneck ninja trailer trash...zeroes in the trailer park...rednceck power!"
*poof* That was the sound of a few more of Alan's brain cells evaporating.
Now I've officially seen it all.
I've just been educated.
I'm sorry, people. Didn't mean to sprain your respective realities. I thought it was pretty funny personally. :)
Bruce Lee just turned over in his grave.
@Mariah: I believe it's 'Edjamacated' ;-)
It was like watching Gumby have a seizure!
-Mercedes
wow
and my verification word is "sucki" - how appropriate.
I just love your blog. BTW, I left something for you at mine...
http://christinefonseca.wordpress.com/2009/08/24/wow/
You have an award waiting for you: www.myth-takes.blogspot.com :)
Awww. Thanks for the awards, peeps.
Now see, I'd never watched Jerry Springer before. Can't believe I was missing out! And to think, he was sure the other guy was acting the fool...I'm hoping your ninja fights a little better than this? :-)
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