Carrie Harris | Young Adult Author

Monday, August 24, 2009

Things That Make Me Snarf - KungFu Hillbilly

We all know that I'm kinda partial to the ninjas. Actually, maybe we don't all know, because I've got some new readers. I'm married to a ninja, who I lovingly call Slayer of Bees, or just Slayer for short. And no, I'm not lying when I said that I've seen him bat shuriken out of the air. And yes, I thought it was sexy.

Anyway. I've just learned that I know nothing about martial arts. THIS GUY knows EVERYTHING.

24 comments:

Jeremy Kelly said...

Ahm 'mpessed by dat dere.

Jamie Eyberg said...

Wow, that was special. I think.

Keri Mikulski said...

:)

Eileen Astels Watson said...

No, I didn't know. But now I do! :)

Scillius Maximus said...

It's Jerry Springer, so it MUST be true.

Scillius Maximus said...

Just watched it again and it was as painful as the first time. I think you may have found the exception to the law of diminishing returns.

Economists will be so pleased. Who knows? Maybe Nobel will come knocking ;-)

C.R. Evers said...

oh wow! LOL! I feel like I'm a little dumber for having watch that. ;0)

Kelly said...

Darn tootin'!

Natalie said...

So wait, what was he saying? All I caught was kung fu, Chuck Norris, and Jean Claude Van Dam.

If he knows those guys, he knows EVERYTHING about kung fu. And he did own that other guy...

Lazy Writer said...

Wow! That's all I have to say.

PJ Hoover said...

I think that's how I looked in my black belt test the other night.

Barry Napier said...

is it sad that the whole time i was singing (to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) "Inbred redneck ninja trailer trash...zeroes in the trailer park...rednceck power!"

Alan W. Davidson said...

*poof* That was the sound of a few more of Alan's brain cells evaporating.

Stephanie Faris said...

Now I've officially seen it all.

Mariah Irvin said...

I've just been educated.

Carrie Harris said...

I'm sorry, people. Didn't mean to sprain your respective realities. I thought it was pretty funny personally. :)

Cate Gardner said...

Bruce Lee just turned over in his grave.

Scillius Maximus said...

@Mariah: I believe it's 'Edjamacated' ;-)

abrokenlaptop said...

It was like watching Gumby have a seizure!

-Mercedes

Shelli said...

wow

and my verification word is "sucki" - how appropriate.

christine said...

I just love your blog. BTW, I left something for you at mine...
http://christinefonseca.wordpress.com/2009/08/24/wow/

Danyelle said...

You have an award waiting for you: www.myth-takes.blogspot.com :)

Carrie Harris said...

Awww. Thanks for the awards, peeps.

Solvang Sherrie said...

Now see, I'd never watched Jerry Springer before. Can't believe I was missing out! And to think, he was sure the other guy was acting the fool...I'm hoping your ninja fights a little better than this? :-)

 


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