There were bacon wrapped hot dogs. Bacon dip. Bacon wrapped chestnuts. Chocolate covered bacon WITH SPRINKLES. (Bacon and sprinkles. Better than chocolate and peanut butter if you ask me.) I made bacon and maple syrup cupcakes that were out of this world, if I do say so myself.
We learned that I'm three degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon. Sadly enough, I'm only two degrees from Paris Hilton. That was really hard to deal with. In fact, the only thing that made me feel better was THIS:
So you do realize that YOU are three degrees of separation from Paris Hilton, right? I suggest baking up a nice bacon bouquet. It'll make you feel better.