"Me? I'm not addicted. I just need more wackiness in my diet. And protection from bullets."
Apparently, dogs need protection from bullets too, because when I googled "when sequins attack," I found this dress from trixieandpeanut.com:
Maybe we should leave the sparkling to the undead. Because vampires and sparkles go together like...uh...like...
Okay, why do vampires and sparkles go together? And if you were the only human around who knew about vampires, how on earth would you go about convincing people about their sparkly existence without getting sent to the hospital with the padded rooms and compulsory craft time?
I think that conversation would go something like this:
Yeah, I kinda thought the same thing.