So please. Whatever you do, don't wear these things. If you do, please don't tell anyone we know each other.
1. Nudist Vampire
Tip from Carrie: A cape alone does not a vampire make.
You think this is bad? You should see him when he swoops down from above.
2. Baby Man
I don't even know what this is! I mean, I know it's a guy wearing a bunch of naked baby dolls, but... but...
3. Tigger Spiderman
And here's the picture that inspired this post. Last night, Slayer showed me this photo, and I laughed so hard I nearly ruptured something. I can't decide which amuses me more, the costume, his expression, or the fact that he's standing in front of a Spy Kids poster.
I'll probably post more later. But I've got to stop before I sprain something.