I have exciting news to share! I've just been cast in the remake of Night of the Living Dead, with Arnold Swarzenegger as my costar. Don't believe me? Watch this video I would have liked to embed but couldn't.
Yeah, my character was a wuss. She stood around and did the pee-pee dance while the zombies were attacking. We all know that *I* wouldn't do that.
This is why it's called acting.
Now if only all of this were true...