But honestly, I'm not sure what the problem is. It could be worse. I could have decided to be the Marilyn Manson of Turkey. (He has flipped me out ever since I saw him in concert, opening up for someone I actually WANTED to see. I will not tell you what he did on stage, but he was dressed in a black speedo. Ugh. Even that is too much; I'm starting to have flashbacks. Moving on.) I could have decided to be a lot of things that aren't the Marilyn Manson of Turkey.
Well, yes, if I could find the right shorts, but--
Well, now that you're nipple-less again, I have to admit that it's pretty flattering, but--
I cannot deny the power of the sparkle.
Oooh. Them's fighting words.
Uh... guys? There's no need to fight.
Sheesh. Okay, I guess the only thing left to do is take bets. In a fight between Richard Simmons, Batman, and Princess Leia, who are you putting your pretend money on?
And have you entered the Rename Twilight contest yet? It closes on Thursday at noon, and the competition is wide open. There are so many hilarious entries; why don't you put one in too?
Princess Lea...hands down. Those buns alone could kick some heave booty!
Princess Leia has blasters at her disposal. Batman's armor can't stop those, and Richard Simmons's sparkles can't refract the beam enough.
Love it! ;)
Bahhahaa. But Richard Simmons also "sizzles" -- an invaluable skill in battle.
I'm going with Leia. Never underestimate the power of a really pissed-off girl with a gun.
Princess Leia is so awesome.
Batman wouldn't hurt her--he always hesitates with women.
Simmons couldn't touch her--his sparkles cower before her hair.
I'll take Ms. Fisher as Leia. Don't mess with women who are really named Carrie, am I right?
I'm siding with Leia, and have decided to channel her awesomeness for Halloween.
Leia. Hands down.
Leia, though Richard Simmons is a close second.
When I was a freshman in high school, our gym teacher tried to make us do a R. Simmons workout... unfortutely it failed, because we were all laughing to hard to actually do the workout. We were freshman... it didn't take much. Although, I would totally laugh now too...
Well, Leia does have that unfair advantage, even when she runs out of laser blasts (can that happen? oh wait, this is fiction) she can use her buns as weapons. Probably stores bricks in there.
Are you Turkish? Because I met someone Turkish recently, oh wait, you already knew that. :)
I'm really torn on this debate, so I've decided to settle it not by focusing on their respective skills, but on their hair. Batman doesn't have hair per se, but he does have those pointy ears and since they're made of that specialized, shape-holding, polymer thingy they are probably pretty strong. So he's definitely a force to be reckoned with.
Richard Simmons has the whole poofy, sparkle thing going on with his gigantic mop, and there's no denying the amplifying power of sweating to the oldies (sweat has definite sparkle enhancing attributes).
Then there's Carrie Fisher. The name alone increases her chances of winning my vote, and the hair... do I really even need to expound up the Leia ear buns? Her head couldn't be more shielded if it were encased in granite (thought it might weigh a bit less).
So there you have three good arguments for choosing each celebrity, three outstanding specimens of head adornment, and yet, somehow the choice is easy. If put in a ring together and forced to face off, the only truly sure thing we can know is that Marylin Manson would swoop in with his Speedo and render them all incapacitated. Yes, if I had to have someone on my side to assure victory Marilyn Manson would be my choice. And that's my final answer.
My money's on Leia. Always on Leia.
Leah, hands down.
As far as Manson goes, he spit on me the first time I met him. I don't care for him (Iowa City, 94').
I think the Joker of Turkey could take' all!
Princess Leia was my hero when I was little, so my vote is for her.
I'm with the Princess. She has a gun, which is usually pretty decisive in these matters. Laser guns can puncture the bat suit, right? Because that's key to my theory.
Princess Leia for sure, she would totally own!
I recognized your foul stench the moment I came on board. Of course I'm going to choose Star Wars!
I want to vote for the two others and secretly I think that Leia and Batman could have a little something something together... BUT Richard Simmons is just so freakishly unpredictable. In a fight, unpredictableness is a valuable tool. Wait. I just made up a word. I meant unpredictability. Valuable tool. True crazies often triumph.
Princess Leia will kick their butts!
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