1. I don't count myself in the tally. Which means that there are 10,000 people out there who also find Richard Simmons and Zom Cruise freaking hilarious. This gives me hope for the world.
2. The Wonder That Is My Blog is only six months old. And it took me about two months to figure out the site meter thingy. Which is really pitiful when you consider that I once taught computer classes to college students.
3. Because I am easily surprised. Not a good characteristic in a ninja, which is why I've had my 8th que green belt for about two years now.
This is a semi-momentous occasion. (Ahem. I tried to come up with a combo of semi and momentous and ended up with sementous, which sounds vaguely pervy. Or is it just me?) In honor of said sementousness (I couldn't resist), here are some of my favorite moments.
My Newest Bestseller: The Ochre One
Holy Scary Eyebrows, Batman!
The Sweater Vest from You-Know-Where
The Worst Pickup Line Ever
And if you missed it, please check out this week's contest! There's a giftcard and Wonder That Is My Blog prize pack up for grabs.