This week's Thing That Makes Me Snarf is rated PG-13, for all you parental units out there.
And I'm very happy to induct Natalie into the (Semi) Secret Order of the Blog Ninja as a thank you for sending me this snarftastic video. Natalie, if you're crazy enough to want to put the badge on your blog (and I know you are), go right ahead. I'm always on the lookout for more videos, peepul. (Soylent yellow is peepul! They fooled us again?!) If you find any good ones, email me and you too could have this semi-snazzy badge. Internetly speaking.
Once again, I'm struck with the urge to be able to draw. Because I think that the world won't last much longer without a graphic novel version of Snow White and the Seven Ninja. I think that I'd be the Dopey-esque ninja: Thumpy Ninja. When we went to train this weekend, I thumped so much on the rolls that you could probably hear me in Canada. Slayer could be Studly Ninja, because hey, he ran up a sheer rock face to save me from killer bees. I dare you to tell me that's not studly. Scillius Maximus is the Shizzle Ninja, fo sho. G-Dil (my god dad-in-law) is the Shimmy Ninja; you ain't seen funny until you've seen his shimmy ninja. My godmother is the Squeaky Ninja. (And how cool is that? Some people get fairy godmothers, but I have an honest-to-goodness ninja godmother. Neiner neiner neiner.) Anyway, she'll be demonstrating technique, and then my kids will come into the room. And she'll go something like, "And that's how you choke the life out of people who try to... OOooooOOOOHH! BABIES!" Tiny T is, obviously, the Tiny Ninja, and her man is the Flippy Ninja.
Which makes seven. Yeah, dudes. I can count and everything. I didn't even use my fingers.
But then the question becomes... who should be Snow White?
Oh, and don't forget about the contest! You have until Thursday afternoon to enter, and competition is fierce. And really, don't you NEED a bookstore gift card and a bunch of random stuff from me? And remember that if you post about the contest, you get entered in a drawing. It'll have good stuff in it; I promise.